It's sad because it's true.

They did. It was awful. These will also be awful.

Great, but how much extra do they charge for the happy ending?

Clerks?

Remember when Sundance was a haven for undiscovered raw talent?

I wonder how many crates he's standing on right there.

The Sound of Music dies, followed by Eleanor Parker of The Sound of Music.

Well, this just gets more and more awful.

Touché. I just miss Brak and Harvey and Captain Murphy. And Space Ghost.

Is it as awful as the rest of their live action?

… what the hell did I just read?

Something something one week.

Who's going to play this guy?

The food will be Johnny Depp. In fact, everyone is being played by Johnny Depp.

Robert Smith is the waiter, actually.

Why is Bryan Singer calling me a loser? That's not very nice.

It wasn't a second class movie.

Has anyone gotten the Red Hot Chili Peppers' opinion on this?

For the first time in a while, last night's Family Guy made me gut laugh.

traB pU kciP!