He's actually a friend of mine.

You might actually be on to something there.

Bobbing For Emmys.

Some asshole in my Facebook feed ruined this before I saw it. That's what I get for using Facebook.

Part of me wished he said something. Part of me was glad he didn't.

No more What's On Tonight? Or has it just not been posted yet? Or has it been posted somewhere where I can't find it? I'm defaulting to the last one.

2017, eh? Sweet. My yellow jumpsuit will be ironed and waiting.

I got a log for ya.

This sounds infinitely better than an actual Hunger Games movie.

Self actualization? KIFFLOM

I think the appropriate response here is to not like the design at all, until absolutely nobody likes the design, at which point it's ok to like the design, but then it's not ok because someone else likes it, and …

Single Female Pharaoh

I hope there's a KABOOM in every Hot Wheels article.

Sorry Oliver, I'll get off your lawn.

What's next? Street Fighter Vs. Mortal Kombat?