Ok, get this. Jon is a red herring. Dany is Azor Ahai, she loses another dragon in battle, and the true love she needs to sacrifice is her last remaining dragon.

Cunts are warm and make people feel really good. He’s more like a belly button, because why the hell is he even a thing?

Yeah, I’ve also been accepted by University College Dublin, which is an equally interesting program with much cuter accents.

The worst thing about this administration is that it’s still considered controversial or debatable to point out cut-and-dried racism. I mean, some of what Arpaio has done is lifted straight from the Jim Crow playbook. I just want to shake some people and ask how they can’t see this stuff is wrong, just from the point…

Also, as has been noted many times, the “prince who was promised” could also be a princess according to the lore. The word is not gendered.

What, you wanted Jon to be named something different than his brother? Pffffft. Obviously you had ridiculously high hopes.

I tune in for the nonsensical writing and incomprehensible timeline.

Okay, so I thought about your first question very carefully. And my argument would be that the White Walkers are ALIVE when they are made, and Viserion was very clearly dead. The blue-eye thing is a bit complicated, I acknowledge, but I would argue that he is a zombie dragon, whereas the White Walkers are not actually…

I still haven’t heard any of it which I now take as a point of pride.

WINCEST

It’s a strategy called a news dump.

Pop a vein already, you fucking crook.

It doesn’t help when there is an entire “beauty and wellness” media brigade trading in journalism by press release.

Of course he did.

Jesus Christ how horrifying. how could you ever be so sad and pathetic that you kill someone for laughing at you?

You forgot to add “If you’re a white male” at end of this extolling of the industry.

...and thus the origin of BattleStar Galactica’s swear word “frak” is finally understood.

‘I’m a tremendous fracker’