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She was never off my radar, but I guess Bridesmaids and Idiocracy are some of the only movies I ever watch. And this:

If the service sucked, by all means write a Yelp review.

On the other hand, if you went to a restaurant and the service was awesome... write a Yelp review too. 

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Never thought I’d say this in my life about a politician, let alone Corey Booker, but....this is was a Too Short moment. Blow The Whistle.

Thanks, I was born and raised 30 mins north. Not sure how it’s a part of Miami when Fort Lauderdale and Boca Raton separate the two.

That’s why I pay these people zero mind. They always say get a job then want to look down their nose at you for having one that’s not to their standards.

I found footage of Andrew Gillum when he sent that tweet.

Andrew Gillum is real, doc. Currently is the mayor of Florida’s capital city, Tallahassee; was the youngest elected city commissioner there at age 23; was Student Body president at FAMU; was honored in High school for leadership; grew up broke AF in “The Bottom” in Miami (Cutler Ridge), graduated high school in

Aziz Ansari doesn’t deserve the level of vitriol directed at Louis CK et al. CK masturbated to his subordinates then blackballed them with his influence. Aziz Ansari thought he was getting a groupie one night stand, she thought it was a date. Neither of them clarified their expectations for the night. He was an

Freshman year of college me and my roommates went out trying to bond. 6 of us total and I was the only black girl, four of the girls are white and the other girl was EA trans racial adoptee w/ white parents. They went on and on about all the shit they used to steal and from where. I was quietly listening, and then one

Alyssa gif party? Alyssa gif party!

Yo! People often don’t believe me when I tell them that this a real, actual thing for white girls, so I direct them to the “lifting” tag/community on tumblr. It’s overrun with white girls posting their “hauls,” i.e. the literal thousands of dollars of mostly cosmetic products they have stolen.  Sometimes they are even

Les Miserables would have been a lot shorter if Jean Valjean would have just explained that he didn’t know the bread was a sentimental item.

“Dr. Sara Goldrick-Rab, a professor of Higher Education Policy and Sociology who researches college housing at Temple University, says colleges force students to live on campus oftentimes because colleges view housing as a money-maker.”

Yeah, if that really were the reason, you could write 100% to my kids, name one of the kids executor, hire 1 attorney and call it a day. Usually if people don’t have a will, they don’t have a plan. This is going to cost them way more than with a will. Hopefully her accounts have someone designated as payable, she did

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David Bowie called out MTV 35 years ago, hardly a damn thing has changed.

Totally off topic pancakes memes that I never get to use!

You know the mixtape always has one track where everyone on the squad drops a verse... yeah I’m waiting on Omarosa’s 4,3,2,1 feat. the whole Cabinet

I can’t look at that screen shot without getting the willies and dry heaving.  Make it stop.

It’s not super heavy, but it’s solid and well-balanced. The handle’s also a solid grip even if your hands are slick. I absolutely love mine.

It’s not super heavy, but it’s solid and well-balanced. The handle’s also a solid grip even if your hands are slick.

We should start up a collection for black folks struggling and call it the Rooting For Everybody Black Fund.