Yep to the ham salad timing, also the Corningware and club crackers. I still buy club crackers. They are underrated.

man, everybody’s trying to throw her back, hahahahahahaha.

Which leaves me puzzled about his relationship with Alanis, both on his part and especially on her part because...[looks at that mugshot].

Either we’re related or our grandmothers were stamped from the same “raising kids immediately after WWII” mold, right down to the Corningware and Club crackers (the epitome of fancy cracker to young me in the ‘70s -- any restaurant that had them wrapped in twos in a basket on the table was immediately considered…

 Are you one of my cousins? Christmas and Easter were the two big holidays that my Grandmother hosted.  Ham salad and deviled eggs were two absolute requirements of every spread.  When she passed a few years ago, we made sure to have those two at her wake.

Actually, as long as a racial slur wasn’t written under the (non-offensive) image, I’d probably just chuckle and give him props for representing.

Then again, today I saw a white dude in a t-shirt that said “I Met God. She’s Black,” and smiled and said, “Yes, I am.”

1. She’s 15. She probably has a pretty rapid metabolic rate, you douche canoe.

2. How creepy and gross is it that this adult male author thinks it’s fine to comment on her body? Ugh.

Priyanka and Nick remind me of Cece and Schmidt on New Girl. 

No thank you. I was all Julia’d out with “a low vera”

It’s from programming languages like the C family.

it would not have been factually wrong, but can you see how it is both kind and accurate to refer to this woman simply as a woman, as she identifies? 

Oh Lawd, here we go again with this bullshit!

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

When we talk about liberation, I think we should be clear about what it means, which is not to make choices that are universally or racially acceptable, but to have the latitude and representation to make the choice at all. In an ideal world, she doesn’t owe you, me, or anyone else an explanation for why she wanted to…

Not sure what y’all tripping about? Gotta go with Vanilla Ice on this one.

Ha! You know what doesn’t go on a hot dog? Celery salt, pickles, cucumbers, tomatoes, relish (this one is slightly controversial). But ketchup is where the line is drawn?

I’ve seen your posts for a long time now, and that is absolutely not how I imagined you. 

I think the answer for this one is that the bus started on Staten Island. Both Staten and Long Island are weird nations unto themselves that pretend they are somehow independent of the NYC area. the amount of white working class people on Staten island & long island who complain about minorities being drug addicts and…

Bunheads 
(2012-2013)—“Hubbell Flowers”

If you miss Kara, I cannot recommend the podcast “Keep It!” enough. She’s one of the co-hosts, and it’s excellent, and Kara even issued a Shade Court ruling in an episode.