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In case you ever, for any reason, believed that he was less of a dick, just remember that he cut a deal with a sex slave trafficker to entrap the Democratic mayor of a tiny town who took a cash election fund donations.

oohyay, story time! I adore Celine, I remember singing “Did You Give Enough Love” in the 5th grade talent show, complete with sassy over-sized white hair bow.
Many years later a former friend won a trip to see her Vegas show, complete with meet and greet. He was a massive fan, a card carrying member of Team Celine

This brings be inexplicable joy

I make these for holiday gifts every year, they’re a big hit.
My favorite mix-ins: candied ginger , pomegranate arils , lime zest.
Tips: IKEA has surprisingly decent dark chocolate bars. If you’re adding liqueur (Kahlua, Bailey’s, Creme De Cassis), cut back on the cream or the ganache won’t set properly.

I watched the whole thing yesterday. It’s well worth the time. A masterful anaysis of how when the system fails the cops, then the cops fail the community. My heart hurts for this judge; she sounds frustrated and exhausted. I hope she has someone to talk to so she doesn’t burn out, because we need her, and more like

Do it! You won’t regret it.

Does your local Ikea have specialty dinner nights? The one near me has a crayfish party once or twice a year. It’s ususally $12-15 per adult which is really reasonable for AYCE crayfish and sides. The head chef came out to make the rounds and told us how it’s his favorite night of the year because he gets to design a

I have a lot of pregnant and non-drinking friends. In the summer I make pitchers of mocktails with big handfuls of fresh mint, IKEA Elderflower concentrate, and sparkling mineral water. So refreshing!

I thought I was the only one who loved London! Sharon is my favorite forever.

I know some people think slow cookers turn everything to mush but I love coming home to a house that smells good and all I have to do is dish out my portion. My current favorite is coffee braised short ribs over polenta cakes. I make the polenta on Sunday (though it only takes ~15 minutes anyway) and shape it into

The sun is shining, the birds are tweeting, and Carly Rae Jepsen awakens with a smile on her face. Today is the day. A quick stop for a skinny macchiatto and a power protien box from her favorite gay barista, Jeremy, and she’s on her way. With air kisses all around, she slips into the sylist’s chair and beams at her

Does anyone have experience with a Psyciatric NP? If so, do you see them for medication management,talk therapy, or both?

I don’t disagree. The groupthink and self-righteous piling-on here is real. Some people took offense to my misuse of a made up word in reference to a fictional character a few months ago. Despite my trying to deescilate the situation with a bit of humor I got over 100 responses calling me all kinds of bitches,

Right?!? Nothing about it makes sense. He looks like a fraggle, singing a song about a dude’s hurt fee-fees, but when the beat drops the whole place practcally orgasms. He did this as an encore at Terminal 5 and jaws dropped.

omggggYESSSSS! I bought Bernhoft’s Islander 3 days before I got Adele’s 25 and still haven’t heard her album all the way through because I keep switching back to listen to “One Way Track”. Which show did you go to? I was at the Apollo Theater and I’m waiting for Allen to put that new song Naturally on soundcloud or

*shrug* I’m not Allen Stone so be as disrespectful as you want. Not all things are for all people.
I’m also the type of person who flew 3000 miles to see Mayer Hawthorne perform with Hall & Oates. Blue-eyed soul is kinda my jam.

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I agree that American Privilige is objectively awful but I think he’s still has the nut guard grace period for his absolutely bomb-ass first album. I’ve seen him live 4 times and dude’s got them pipes.
His cover of Is This Love is on my “let’s drink wine and fuck” playlist and he turned Somebody That I Used To Know

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When I worked in Higher Ed a good chunk of the complaints fielded by my office were from entitled students with no coping skills. Without fail, I sang the Pretty White Kids with Problems theme song every time I hung up the phone.

Wow wow we wow! My favorite skit of all time!