Most employment lawyers know full well that talking to HR often leads to retaliation for many marginalized people.

Fave sammy condiments:
Basic: Dijon mustard. tangy and creamy and yummy
Not as basic: Red onion & red wine jam (shameless plug link) great with havarti cheese and roasted chicken.

Filed to: I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BIRD HOES

Just had this happen to me. I updated all accounts with a new address after a move, then chip cards started arriving a couple of months later. I have a store card with a VISA logo that I use rarely and always pay in full; didn’t know I had to create a new online account on their website for the new card. I got my…

yum, thank you! I use avocado as a base a lot also to get a more custard-like texture.

Do you think this would work with a coconut milk? I guess without the heavy cream I’d either need to churn in the ice cream maker or use a stabilizer? I make the world’s simplest but most delicious sorbet with coconut cream, lime, and water, but now I want to sub in tequila and Cointreau. Thanks for the ideas!

Can It be like a mashup of Web Therapy and Awkward Black Girl? You can skype with me and tell me to make better choices as I lament that I tripped and fell on a D.

You’re doing God’s work, friend.

That makes me sad. I can only recall having made one overcompensation joke in my life (that guy really pissed me off so sorry, not sorry) but that’s a good reminder that we should all be more cognizant of the power of words. There are a lot of ladies (and men, I don’t judge) who like a smaller package. I hope your…

Now I want to start a band called “The Dicks In My Life”
True story: The first time I went on birth control I was a late-bloomer virgin and told my gyn that I was scared to have sex (i’m very pain averse). She thought I was overreacting until I showed her a pic of my bf at the time. She wrote me a xanax prescription…

A peen is a peen is a peen, love. Fluff that bulge and go forth in confidence! You got this.

I’m convinced you don’t know...what size an average flaccid penis looks like.

My guy is 6’4” / 260 so I wouldn’t have to beat him up myself, just send a text. I like his facial hair though, so thanks!

The point of my post was that the nudity actually served a purpose in service of the story / character but you seem really bothered about this. I think there’s other things to be kinja-hurt about than me calling a working actor average-looking. If this is the worst that happens to either of us today, we’ve done…

I have. I’ve seen several. I see one consistently before my fwb does the sex things to me. Maybe I’ve just always been with men who are larger than the actor?

He’s not a beer-gutted sloth but he’s dad-aged and there’s a certain midlife softness. I’m not complaining, they call ‘em love handles for a reason.

I loved it, because:
a. I’ll never say no to more penis.
b. It actually informs the character a lot. The fact that this dude with this flaccid, smallish dick is peacocking around the room as though she should be swooning over his dadbod and needy sex-talk. He’s caught between thrilled that he finally got the woman he’s…

Was this the talk he did with Fern Malis? I was at that and he had the audience howling. Also enjoyed him speaking about his departure from Parsons and how it took them 2 years and quadruple the salary to find he replacement.
Such a lovely, funny, talented man.

I love you for this. I came to make this exact joke and was like “nah, i can’t have been the first one to think it”

TRUTH. A friend and I discovered last year that one of our teachers from highschool teacher was/is apparently a Twilight SuperFan. Like, a fanfic writing, wiki-keeping, visited Forks, corrosponds with the author SuperFan. Nothing makes you question the quality of your education more than knowing the people entrusted…