No, major league baseball does not abide by your local co-ed softball rules.

who the fuck says “make a hit”?

wisc has the highest offensive efficiency in college basketball, so jacking threes and off balance shots seem to be working pretty well, better than the “entertaining” offenses mentioned.

Yup, I got my bachelor's in 3 years thanks to all the credits I piled up with them. Saved a ton because of it.

Exactly this. Add on top of that getting 29 credit hours of college credit for ~$500 and it was well worth it.