That leaves us with Marco Rubio, a man who, according to reports, hates his job in the Senate so much that he’s itching for a way out. If he needs a backup for his crappy 10-to-3, there’s always the Presidency.

M is for Marlowe, who knew how to drink

I think you’re right. And that sentiment, “I wish I’d known...” is only a subtext of the song. It’s more just a sad song about all the lives we could have lived, firsts and lasts. I think it’s fucking beautiful, but, whatever, people like to hate on country music for (supposedly) being simple.

Look, feminists. I love us. We’re a great bunch, for the most part. But Christ on a cracker, are we literal and judgmental when it comes to song lyrics. Everything is always taken to the nth degree, to the worst possible interpretation. Couldn’t this song just be about someone who’s taking a look back on her life and…

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

i ordered 14 of these chairs for the jez office

Yassss. I had heard of it before in passing but was reminded of it by the Lore podcast (worth a listen!!)

MARK I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THAT THE LADY THEY BURIED WAS SOMEHOW ALIVE UNDERGROUND FOR FORTY FUCKING YEARS

Ok, but after that, come vote for Hillary! (Only because I want a Democrat to win the general election, not because I’m a Hillary fangirl.)

you forgot to attribute this quote to the state of pennsylvania

OK, my food my choice

That’s the kind of dedication I’ve come to expect from Lucille 2.

All of them? All white women do this?

It’s not just immigrants but also felons, children, etc. It would require a massive re-drawing of districts to the benefit of conservatives.

I’m an affirmative action and I love white people!

Brrr! Ice cold!

We all know that T-shirt is referencing slavery as in the metaphorical corporate/consumer/societal expectations slavery, not literal human subjugation slavery, right? Since its being contrasted with the term rebel and the play is about suffragettes?

That’s why you cut off your penis

Yes, pleeeeaaase. As someone who has trouble recognizing her own emotions and really values the opinions of those around her, please point out these things. But do it in a polite way, and once you have pointed out a particular concern, don't keep bringing it up.

Idk. I recently broke up with someone, and everyone started spilling all these red flags they had noticed. I’m pissed that everyone acted super supportive and like they liked him instead of sucking it up and pointing out some of these things to me.