Oh man, flashbacks to wearing stirrups pants as a kid. I remember them never being as fitted as the ones in that photo. Then when we’d outgrow them, my mom would cut the stirrup part off so that the stirrup wouldn’t pull our pants down.

Same, met my SO on Tinder almost 3 years ago. Couldn’t imagine doing it again, especially with all this new app shit.

I met my boyfriend of 2.5 years on Tinder. Still going strong!

Hey, me too!

When I get frustrated with Mr. Slackss and he with me, I’m going to pull out an old timey paper file I keep of posts like these. To see the reality of the current cutthroat instant computerized (rejection) dating world right now will scare us straight into trying harder. I don’t want to go out there.

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

OR!!! OR!!! hackers can leave everyone alone so that they can enjoy their sexy photos as consenting adults should be able to.

Yeah, I was really hoping that was the last we’d see of Euron, followed by a handwritten placard telling us he died on the way back to his home planet.

I attempted to read 50 Shades of Grey last year, just so I could more accurately criticize it, but as soon as she used the phrase “terminal velocity” to describe the speed of an elevator GOING UP, I was out. People seem to use words and phrases they’ve heard but never bothered to look up.

That poor girl. Imagine thinking you were just quietly doing some light prostitution and then, years later, finding yourself a meme with that monstrosity. A woman’s work is never done.

Texas tea party Rep. Blake Farenthold (R), who represents an area that is directly in the path of Hurricane Harvey

This is a man who always is prepared for whatever emergency is at hand.... with the exception of fashion emergencies.

Not knowing what Blues Traveler had to say about this whole contretemps is actually killing me.

Crystal Pepsi, that was literally a clear danger.

Okay, one comment about this blurb wasn’t enough, it’s that bad. Jesus Christ, the whole “I’m going to describe myself in three paragraphs at the beginning of the story” thing is beyond rookie mistake. Weave that shit in somewhere. No one fucking cares about the fact that your hair is five different colors right now.…

“I’ve just always thought I was a determined free spirit and tough only when necessary”

Yiiiikes. I write on the side, and admire people who can make a living writing. Writing is tough! This is not great, though. Just one example of cringe-inducing sentence: “Those types of storms are rare and magical in my mind.” In addition to the cliche, why add “in my mind”?!? We are already in your mind! Blech.

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I read this excerpt and it made me think I could very easily be a famous YA author. The writing is horrendous, but also, her lack of a thigh gap is her great flaw?

My husband and I were referred to as “a young couple” the other day and I’m 42, he’s 43. Sooooooooo... ? Also, Charles was never young. He was 35 from birth.