And dot his i with hearts. He literally talks and writes like he’s signing 5th grade yearbooks. That Holocaust one, was beyond infuriating.

I have to imagine Ivanka is at least two of them.

No love for John Barron? Or how he moves on women “like a bitch”? Or his white pantyline shorts? Or the vacuum sealed Trump steaks?

Best ones so far: His hair, self tanner, his tiny hands, his fake Time Magazine covers, his name, Ivanka, “John Miller”, His friend “Jim” that won’t go to Paris anymore, scotch tape for his ties, golf cart, his phone, his golden toilet, and a MAGA hat. And my Mom who is not on FB but contributed “Taco bowls, because…

You want super petty, nitpicky fun? I asked my FB feed what would be his horcruxes? That thread is maxing out all over the place and the answers are my everything after such a dismal, frustrating, draining week. (disclaimer, I have a pretty anti-Trump FB and the one or two people that may support him learned the hard…

“In choosing not to participate in this year’s Honors activities, the Administration has graciously signaled its respect for the Kennedy Center and ensures the Honors gala remains a deservingly special moment for the Honorees. We are grateful for this gesture.”

You make a very good point. However. I would totally bone Bryan Cranston on a train. I would bone him on a plane. I would bone him here or there, I would bone him anywhere.

I am the one who knocks.... boots.

I’m a medical writer and my job is to submit regulatory documents to the FDA. People, the FDA exists for a reason. The number of vulnerable, dying people who may now be actively harmed or outright killed by con men selling toxic snake oils just went up in a big, big way.

I love it! I frequently wish Bette Davis was at the daily WH press briefings, as her character from Of Human Bondage, saying something like “every time I had to sit here and listen to your lies, I had to wipe my mouth! WIPE MY MOUTH!” Just, all the Bette Davis RAGE.

Ha-Haa! The article had been posted for like ten minutes, and I was getting all antsy, wondering where all the Bette pics/clips were. Thanks for sharing the whole gif, though; it’s hard to get the withering crestfallen soul-crush of the guy in the background without it.

Hell, he’s no Spiro Agnew.

Look these are the rules: Unless you happen to be Bette Davis or Elizabeth Taylor, you never get to say that line about any place, any time, anywhere: You, Trump, are no Bette Davis or Elizabeth Taylor (or Jack Kennedy, or Lloyd Bentsen, or for that matter, even Dan Quayle.)

Safety first.

This is the relevant take-away, actually. I don’t know if I actually have cogent political thoughts, but I can tell you that if you’re in NYC, find your way over to Taqueria Tehuitzingo on 9th Ave for some delicious tamales.

Dude, has anyone mentioned that you are living your best life. Tamales!

When people suggest that we should “run the government like a business,” my response is always, “OK. What is the product?”

Ha! Very true.

This administration is a disaster. It’s a disaster for a whole host of reasons, of course, but just operationally, it’s a disaster because no one knows how to run a government.