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“Human Devastation Syndrome”

Lois Smith was in one episode of The Americans. She was only in part of that episode and her entire performance was talking while sitting in a chair at a desk in a dismal office. Her acting was so astonishing she should have gotten some kind of Emmy / Oscar / MacArthur Genius Grant / Peabody award. If you saw it, you…

My heart must be shallow - too shallow for ironically liking the eagles and nickleback (because liking something ironically is really just liking something).

Your list of the missing is absolutely correct. And I can tell that you have a good mind and a better heart. But, remember that at the end of the day The Eagles were much better than Gram Parsons and Nickelback are much better than Death Cab For Cutie or Modest Mouse. Look deep in your heart and I think you’ll know.…

I was going to take you to task for My Way but then I realized you were actually right. What a sensitively curated list. Then when I saw this video I knew you were a connoisseur.

Kid Rock A.

So many okay, but not great albums from legends on here and no mention of Hootie and the freakin blowfish either. Korn? Goo Goo Dolls? Greenday? Maroon 5? The Eagles? Just one album each from Nickleback, Creed, Limp Bizkit and Matchbox 20? Crazy Town? What about bands that meant to be bad like “Preseidents of the USA”…

Looks like you should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque.

They probably put down Bare Naked Ladies and thought they had it all covered.

Honestly, you’d be more likely to get someone “representing the 505" because of the area code. This I have seen and heard.

That episode of Breaking Bad is Abiquiu, which is another New Mexico town nearby.

In writing, you see ABQ all the time, and there are businesses that will abbreviate it that way (ABQ Uptown comes to mind). I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone say it out-loud, though, unless they were referring to one of aforementioned businesses. ABQ is only one syllable shorter than Albuquerque, so it doesn’t…

I mean, if your girlfriend (or dad, or coworker, or whatever) doesn’t want to sit in your fart stench cloud, then it’s kind of rude to make her, right? I know there are all these people who claim that you’re not TRULY in love with someone until you can fart in front of them or take a shit with the door open or…

Yeah, I don’t really get it. If you dont like clubs or public displays of ritualistic group drunkenness, then...don’t?

This headline confused me for a second... Like: a whale who kills babies has died?

I read his name as ‘Fart en Hold’. He looks like the type to crop dust or let it out slowly.

“I have trouble with Rand Paul” is a fairly universal sentiment, I think. And this after pairing with Kamala Harris to advocate for criminal justice reform earlier in the week.

Well other cultures aside, Trump is American. In America, it is definitely not normal to love holding another man’s hand unless 1) He’s your dad and you are seven 2) He’s your man and you are lovers. Trump was clearly going for Number 2 here, and in doing so implied that Macron was hot for him.

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.