Back in high school, I was dumped - over AIM - partially because she didn’t really feel ready to be in a relationship but (I would learn later) also because she didn’t like my (admittedly ugly) sneakers.

My most painful memory from that time in my life didn’t involve romance but Halloween.

“Honey, I know we gave it a good try, and we’ve had many happy times, but I just don’t think I can keep doing this anymore.

YES. This is how I picture every person’s face while reading:

Elaborate home-cooked breakfast is worse than go-Dutch-restaurant brunch by leaps and bounds. Mr. Chef will absolutely try to make you some fussy omelet with at least 12 ingredients in it that are both unnecessary and you personally stated you prefer not to eat. He will pout about you not eating every bite of whatever…

The last full paragraph does such a great job encapsulating what makes this piece so good as you read it: no one or even two of the listed qualities seem particularly bad, and a few might even be good some of the time, so the combination builds and builds until all together it becomes a portrait of a monster, and a…

There’s a big overlap between forced-birthers (who call themselves pro life but don’t want their tax money used to keep poor children alive or safe) and people who cite bullshit rape statistics, like Candice Jackson. They would argue that a pregnancy rarely results from “legitimate rape,” so needing a rapist’s…

Barrrrrrrf. I am a loud and proud feminist who will always be fiercely protective of a woman’s right to have whatever kind of lovemaking(BARF) she wants and needs but personally, goddamnit, take me to Pound Town.

Rich, this is the best thing I’ve read in ages, so interesting.

Sincere thanks on using this phrase properly. So few seem to: I perpetually see it used on the internets to mean “a large volume of tears,” rather than its actual (folklore-based) meaning.

Here’s one more.

Add this to the “Christi is a huge asshole” file: we NJ state employees just learned that he sent a letter requesting that our July 4th federal holiday pay be revoked, since we were in the shutdown for that time. So we were stiffed for Monday’s pay, and Tuesday’s pay, while his bloated ass lay on the beach.

A lot of fast food places time the service. If your times go up on average, management can come down on the store, the managers, and the employees. No raises, staff cuts, etc.

Butthole mouth. Tiny hands. Zero athleticism. Checks out!

she’s trying to destroy Depp’s career..

You’ve never heard of Schrodinger’s entrepreneur? She’s responsible for all her company’s success, and also has nothing to do with her company. She really can do it all! Amazing.

Side note: every time I read something about Sheen I think back to how impressed I was by Denise Richards when he started to unravel. Remember when she took custody of his kids with Brooke Mueller when they both went off the deep end? After everything he put her through - publicly, no less - I will always respect the…

Privilege is being able to joke about walking away without thinking about it.