It seems like all Fox News ladies would have to exist on a sort of spectrum. On one end you’d have Megyn Kelly & Kimberly Guilfoyle, who are functionally intelligent and took the job because they are soulless. On the other end you’d have someone like Caitlin Upton of “some people out there in our nation don’t have…

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

It’s because in a sense, comedy itself is liberal (I don’t mean politically). A lot of comedy comes from surprise, approaching things from new angles, etc., and conservative thought is by definition not approaching anything from a new angle. “Edgy” humor can be offensive, but Gillis’ brand of edgy is literally just…

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It’s like the cracker calling the cracker cracker

You probably don't have this problem because you're a jerk and don't have anyone to travel with. 

We rarely know everything behind a stranger’s situation. Maybe she had a death in the family and booked last-minute tickets to attend the funeral. Maybe another family member just called to say they’re suicidal or in desperate medical condition, and she dropped everything and booked the only seats she could grab.

no one wants to eat the rich when they look so unappetizing.

Your spouse knows exactly how to time that. A woman after my own heart.

I was thinking just out into the inky black vacuum.

Into space.

Mike Brady.

A lot of the strategy of the game, the beauty of the game, it’s all gone.

It takes one to pull the trigger and three others to lie to investigators that he was afraid for his life.

strips or the spray. use more if required.

strips or the spray. use more if required.

And then when Sarah wakes up in the morning:

I can answer the first question, because that’s one of mechanics and not policy.

I guess the bit is how much you hate these movies that are usually a really fun way to spend an afternoon? And like, that’s fine, but I absolutely cannot fathom why you’d write this article in this tone. Is the idea that we’re also supposed to be on board with you going through a list of announcements with a growing…

I don’t want to make a thing of this but I think, down here in the comments section, there’s a difference between “I’m willing to make a joke about this” and “I don’t think this is a serious thing”. There are lots of things that are serious and terrifying in the world that people joke about to help cope with the stark…

Does anyone really rewatch old movies over and over? HELL YES, if my own habits are any guide. I’d have to start any recouncint with the twin poles of classic cinema, Casablanca and Citizen Kane. Yes, it’s beyond cliché to name either one as a favorite movie, yet I’ve seen each probably on the order of 200 times.…