Eve, you know that this guy is probably going to read this article online, that jab at the end about the penis kind of ruined the whole article for me. It’s a very serious topic for Mr. Kepner.

It's a back to school special!

It's a back to school special!

Considering none of them are “future Olympians”, we might actually get a fair sentencing.

You never know when you “Need a little Excitement”

You never know when you “Need a little Excitement”

I think we need to ban all Christians from our country until we figure out what’s going on.

Grief didn’t turn that woman into a racist sack of shit.

In the throes of grief, seeing someone casually reporting on your dead child would probably be enough. She’s a racist asshole and should be charged for threatening and laying hands on them, but I can see why the press being there would set off a powder keg.

Absolutely nothing to do with the reporter. They didn’t go knocking on her door bothering her. Betcha this would never happen to the next cop she sees, although they were directly involved. Grief doesn’t give you the right to be an asshole to random people because your family member insisted on being shot.

I’m an anti-manscaping dude. I shave my face and get my hair cut. Whatever else happens, happens.

“Sense-making Caroline”.

If myself and 5 other people named Caroline had a business for years, and our titles were “Sales Caroline” and “Marketing Caroline” and “Operations Caroline” but our names being Caroline had nothing to do with the business we were doing, and we hired a Katie, I don’t think it’s cry-baby PC trigger Obama culture to say…

This broke my heart the first time I saw it. It was gut-wrenching to watch and I don’t think I would have liked or even finished this version of the film. That poor cub.

Rumor has it she’s partial to Porsche.

“Crae Pridgen”? Is that a real name? If so, I mean no disrespect to Mr. Pridgen and I hope he’s well, but it sounds like saying “clay pigeon” in an offensive Asian accent.

Marines are generally so stupid they would never notice they gave their retarded boy’s club an obviously homosexual name...

I was surprised that it wasn’t a group of out Marines, honestly.

Um, “Camp MENdleton” sounds like a group for gay Marines, doesn’t it?

Yeah, that’s not even as good as Art Briles’ defense in his statement to Hays. Briles is basically leaning on 3 points:

Yeah, but this is a sentence supposedly written by someone with the title contributing editor after his name, so it is within the realm of reason that he be expected to use words correctly. Also, “tablet-come-laptop” has no meaning whatsoever, and he’s supposedly bringing us things like facts and reasoned opinions. If…

“If you’re hard up and in the market for a tablet-come-laptop”