I came to this article because I thought it would actually help me stop downloading ghost updates. All it did was describe the iOS update system. I’ve always received update notices (not automatically, through push notifications on the App Store icon) for any app on my device, I’d download it and that’s that. But for…

‘Chad’ is already taken by the incels.  ‘Todd’ works though.

Having read a bunch of these horror stories I wanted to contribute my spouse’s words of wisdom when seeking a roommate: “If they say their last place didn’t work out because ‘they had too many rules’ that’s really not a good sign.”

Great image! I love the background pics, all that’s missing is a cheesecake shot of Ivanka for when the lights go out.

Paint it on the toilet bowls.

That’s why this year the Academy is allowing movies that have not necessarily opened in a theatre and have only streamed to be considered for awards.

I think that line is shooting Ivanka on 5th Avenue. Sure, he’d shoot Don Jr., Jared, Melania, Pence, anyone else, but he wouldn’t cross the line of shooting Ivanka.

I think we should just roll with it.  Buy time on Fox News announcing that Glorious, Wise, Judicious Leader Trump has changed Election Day to December 8.  If, as has been amply demonstrated, Fox News viewers have no powers of discernment, receive no other information, and blindly do as they’re told, then only a small…

I still don’t understand what “unusual answer” we’d receive from CHINA (in Trump’s inflection), if we asked them the original question (paraphrasing), “Why is it so important that this be a global competition to be number one in testing?”

Will I be expelled and forever lose my chance to leave the grays if I admit that, yes, I do that too sometimes?

There was a recent ad campaign for KitKat candy bars that shows a person attempting to eat the candy before breaking it into individual sticks as normal people do. The perp is slapped by a bystander (I know, we shouldn’t glorify, encourage, or make violence humorous but still...) until the candy bar is eaten…

It did, eventually, the Supreme Court threw out his conviction. But Bob McDonnell never seemed as personally unpalatable as Duncan Hunter. Who would you rather sit next to at a dinner party? Or go on a long car trip with? Hunter always seemed like an asshole, McDonnell just seemed like a politician who went too far…

I wonder if, in anticipation of this, he spent the last few months focused on ‘The Escapists’.

Couldn’t hurt.

“When it comes to racist, hateful behavior the assumption is that young, white men have the market cornered.”

“The half time show was very sexual in nature. I have never seen so many sex poses outside porn magazines,” another complainant with a presumably rather boring sex life wrote.

FTFY, you’re welcome.

“Miss Allred feels the need to go out on a daily basis to attack me, which is fine.”

What’s the deal with Collins’ voice? If she’s had a stroke or brain injury I truly don’t mean to mock her and I’ll apologize but I’ve never heard any reference to that, so I’m curious why she speaks in the quavering manner of a 95-year old.

The exchange between Bananabunny and LeBurnerDeLurker is part of why I come here. We all feel the same way about Trump, Gaetz, Jordan, McConnell, Grisham, et al., but you two are showing how this (brief?) period of authoritarianism can bind people together if there’s the right space (Jezebel) to do so.