Now that the up-front racist employees have been dismissed it would be fun to return when Mr. Racist Regular is there again. Any of several things could happen, each of which would be fun to witness: (1) Mr. Racist could leave in a huff; (2) Mr. Racist could call over the new staff and complain at which point... (2a)…

If that was a Deadspin joke, I didn’t get it.

Should be the name of a new Oldsmobile.

If you’ve seen the ‘Blues Brothers’, you’ll know Naperville. I lived in Chicago in the 70s and 80s and the depiction of Nazis in the ‘Blues Brothers’ was widely understood to be the Nazis headquartered in Naperville. To quote the movie, “I hate Illinois Nazis.”

Nixon’s Agriculture Secretary was caught telling a racist joke on an open mike and defended himself with, “I was using that to demonstrate the kind of joke I hate.” I’ve always loved that defense (it makes me smile just thinking about it) but “it’s for training purposes” might be just as good.

I’m really afraid we’re going to hear the news of another incel going off at his neighbor because she wouldn’t bring him catered meals.

Like Sacha Baron Cohen using his pedophile detector on Roy Moore.

“Those weren’t boos, sir, they were cheering your boss, P-U-U-U-U-U-T-I-N!”

I think you would have gotten more stars if people had realized you were drafting Trump’s proposed tweet rather and not speaking for yourself. Liked the World Cup thing.

I giggle whenever I see the name of that game. I grew up with ‘cornhole’ as coarse slang for anal sex so cornholing at a party had an entirely different connotation.  Is that regional? Obsolete? Has no one else heard that?

I have a bunch of questions about this, none of which is intended to take away from the awesomeness of Simone Biles in any venue. Why Josh Marisnick? He’s a non-starter journeyman backup player. Why not the Astros’ biggest star, Jose Altuve? Or better yet, why not the Astros’ starting catcher? Why does Marisnick — who…

*sigh* Good times.

You think she might actually remove the rescued pets from their cages or would that be beyond her?

He’s not the only one in the family. The ‘smart’ one, Ivanka, also doesn’t seem to understand how language should be used.

Trump’s boy Lindsey Graham immediately followed up with, “yeah, this is a lynching in every sense.” As the phrase goes, I don’t think that word means what you think it means. It seems pretty easy to distinguish a constitutionally described process where the subject may be forced out of a temporary job from kidnap,…

I don’t get it.  Is that some kind of gender-based childish slap at Biden?  Putting aside the hatefulness of that kind of remark, I’ve never heard of Biden’s masculinity being an issue before.

Two things: First, Jackie Chiles’ law practice on ‘Seinfeld’ struck you as successful? I got the impression he was always teetering on the brink.  And second, I hope Dwayne Wayne *is* still wearing those same glasses.

“They align themselves with groups who hate them too.”

Not nearly so bad but a drunken Russian diplomat knocked over my mailbox.  He stopped -- mostly to see if his car was damaged -- but didn’t offer to pay anything and while I took his license plate number I knew it would be no good.

“You don’t know what’s in my heart.” Okay, without calling you a racist, you still said a racist thing, not a racially charged thing. Why can’t they be straight about that much at least? Or, to be more exact about her comments, “If you suck a cock, you’re a cocksucker.”