On the one hand it means that Miss SC didn’t want to be seen endorsing the controversial idea of clean water for children, but on the other hand it at least suggests she was listening.

As she delivered that with the appropriate Miss America smile, it reminded me of the license plates in Washington, DC on which are usually printed traditional state mottoes but instead remind all tourists: Taxation Without Representation.

And their response will be the same as this woman’s: “It wasn’t meant to be public,” which somehow makes it better.

“We are all Americans not African American not Hispanic American. WE ARE ALL AMERICAN.”

I could dig a video of Cohen being frog-marched onto a plane to Gitmo.

I didn’t make this up but I like it, “The enemy of my enemy is Omarosa.”

I don’t want to rain on the discounts but I’ve never understood why these are sold instead of given away for free like AOL discs.  You’d think the companies would be so pleased to rope their customers into restocking without looking at other options that we’d be flooded with these buttons at no cost.

I don’t want to rain on the discounts but I’ve never understood why these are sold instead of given away for free…

I used to actually Laugh Out Loud.  *sigh*

Even at six months old my child proved he could understand minor changes to previous repetition. I always used to sing ‘The Gambler’ as I gave my son his bedtime bottle (it had to do with knowing all the lyrics rather than the actual song). One time at about six months old I changed one line from “... his face lost…

Honest to god when I first saw that I thought it was an Onion-style prank about a plastic bag system to remind you about your baby in the back.  Couldn’t they have reconfigured the packaging somewhat?

Would someone please put up a screenshot of Borat’s ‘bathing suit’ so people can see it’s the same as King of Tape’s picture.

Thank you for the clarification.

Am I understanding you correctly?  That rounds (i.e., bullets) should be used on Clever?  Nothing like a polite exchange of views.

That’s because she doesn’t have a black friend. She used to but then the friend knocked on Linda’s door so, feeling threatened, Linda called the cops.

I’ll bet part of Miller’s sense of victimization is being called “Stephen” rather than “Mr. Miller” by someone who doesn’t even have enough money to benefit from the tax cuts.

Thanks, that’s the most I’ve heard. It’s not the $20 twice a year that would be the problem, it’s (for me, anyway) the logistics of finding a place that will do it while I wait and finding the opportunity to bring it there.

Thanks, that’s the most I’ve heard. It’s not the $20 twice a year that would be the problem, it’s (for me, anyway)…

I’ve seen reviews of these hybrid fitness trackers using a replaceable watch battery but I can’t find answers about the process online. How easy is it for a reasonable consumer to replace the battery? Can you do it with a small screwdriver? Do you need to take it to a specialist? Does anyone know?

I’ve seen reviews of these hybrid fitness trackers using a replaceable watch battery but I can’t find answers about…

Is anyone else bothered by the headline’s reference to ‘Disturbing Abuse’? It just made me wonder whether that was to distinguish it from Exciting Abuse, or Hilarious Abuse, or Traditional Abuse.

“Defending Weinstein is a tall order, surely it could only be done without by denigrating an entire movement and, in fact, all democratic movements.”

Since Mueller probably wouldn’t have been appointed without this trigger, I’ll say it: “Thank you, Mr. President, for firing James Comey.”