It may be a fine app but $5 for an aspect calculator?! Marked down from $10?! This is like a tip calculator (another app the need for which I can’t understand), who can’t do this in their head? And if you can’t do it in your head quickly you can probably do it at least in the time it takes to open the app and enter…

It may be a fine app but $5 for an aspect calculator?! Marked down from $10?! This is like a tip calculator (another…

“Don’t call me Mr. Squiggles, that’s my slave name. From now on, I want to be called Rowrrooorowr.”

That’s what we think until... we see the Dungeons & Dragons game.

You’ve never had... angel hair pasta?

I think they needed Spike to come over and tell them, “Dat’s all you can eat.”

When my son was about this age he wore a little yellow ducky robe down the hall to his bath. He’d leave it open and trail behind him as he marched mostly naked down the hall as self-proclaimed, “Duck Vader.”

Wait, I thought the original was the one nobody wanted.

Putting aside his overuse of ‘whom,’ he doesn’t seem aware of the irony of proclaiming that no Muslim country has protections for civil, gay, or transgender rights, but he simultaneously wants to infringe those rights here.

The guy’s obviously right... no one should carve happy faces (or anything else for that matter) on open, pus-filled sores.

If I had to pick someone to whom I’m unrelated I remember being struck dumb on seeing this photo, identified after the break.

My wife would freak out if I posted her picture here, so you’ll just have to take my word for it.

What changed is the conduct of those checkpoints. Checking cars at the discretion of the officer(s) could and did lead to abuses, but if cars are checked systematically — e.g., every car, or every 4th car — those checkpoints have been found constitutional by the courts.

I know Apple will never allow this but I’ve been waiting since iOS 2.0 for an app or option that will let me automatically open links in *something other* than Safari, say, Dolphin or Mercury.

I think dcsate is going for Pinkham’s Law on the fight.

Thank you, your answer and photos should be incorporated into the main article.

“Puck! You asshole, I said I wanted a souvenir puck!”

Is ‘condescending’ really the word you mean?

“Unemployed townies”?! You think the issue was their employment status?

When Little George Bush (the bully boy, not the grownup) was President I always thought his pronunciation of the word ‘nuclear’ encapsulated him perfectly. As you may recall, he mispronounced it as ‘nookyular’ and that could only have come about in two ways: accidentally or intentionally.

Yeah, it’s not much of a lie, but what else could he say? “I was actually only making an audio recording.” “Girls? What girls?” “It’s only for personal use.” “They should be flattered.”