This is my boy.

“...Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive...”

But they aren’t *unrealistic* beauty standards. Almost every baby I’ve met (not all, but almost all) is just gorgeous.

Omigod, it IS Fight Club! Erika looks exactly Edward Norton with long hair.

LET’S GET READY TO TODDDDDLLLLLE!

Do you ever wonder about these gifs? Was it an unbelievable and wonderful coincidence that the camera was there and running or did these things happen all time until the parents said, “I gotta get this on tape. Sweetie, let’s go play with Mr. Puddles.”

In my office we’ve been trying to imagine what sort of *legal* argument Davis can make to avoid contempt. Her attorneys will try to argue a religious objection again but be shut down by the court pointing out that that has already been decided as insufficient. Then complaints about Jesus, the gay ‘agenda’, other…

I haven’t seen anyone point out another reason this shouldn’t be a problem for Chipotle — much of the cost of the burrito is overhead and labor, the ingredients are a small portion. No matter what configuration you order their profit will be almost the same. So if you come to their outlet more often just so you can…

Those plaid-wearing criminals and rapists from the northern border are especially dangerous because they almost look like *real Americans.* You have to trick them and make them pronounce, “Out and about in the boat” it’s the only way.

an unconscious vision that white people have—that their grandchildren might be a hated minority in their own country.

And the blowback was probably things like, “She deserved it,” or “She provoked him,” and “Who among us has not said something like that when a woman disagreed with us about how to run a meeting?”

I didn’t want to say it.

I’m not going to suggest the more gender-accurate term to replace ‘running of the bulls’ with a flock of running women because it’s kind of offensive. But I’ll let you fill it in.

I own the Red Cross Clipray and it works well as a crank flashlight but don’t count on it to charge your device. You can’t use the battery of the flashlight (which, of course, you can keep charged by periodic cranking) to charge from the USB port, the port only works *while you’re cranking.* Therefore you must crank…

I own the Red Cross Clipray and it works well as a crank flashlight but don’t count on it to charge your device. You…

I love the reference to ‘patriotic Americans’ from someone who reveres the Confederate flag. Yeah, patriotic like those freedom-loving Confederate Americans who went to war in an attempt to destroy the country and hold onto their slaves.

I think the proper response for an $18 sandwich with no side order is: “No thanks, I don’t want the happy ending.”

I wonder if locally where people would get a joke like this, is there a port-a-potty company taking off on this name — Rolled Thrones.

This is hilarious... in a WTF kind of way. I’m at work so I watched with the sound off and it has everything for advertising a sorority porn movie, the only thing missing is the pillow fight. Or, of course, if your tastes run to women of color. I’m picturing the leaders of this group rejecting prospective sisters for…

Adopting racist symbols from another culture, it would be like selling items here with the Rhodesian or old South African flag.

I’d like the crowd to confirm or refute this suggestion that I received once. To avoid digestive problems when traveling, as soon as possible after arriving eat some locally made yogurt, the idea being that the local bacteria in the yogurt will help fight the local bacteria in the food. Can any frequent travelers, or…