I’ll grant you, OJ, that Mexican is not a race but racism has expanded (reasonably, I believe) to include the more awkward description, ‘ethnic prejudice.’ This is sensible as shorthand for people who view the world through a certain lens — racists. Similarly, homophobia has expanded to become shorthand (again…

You spell it a couple of different ways — Klock and Klok.

They’ve really screwed up the audiobooks. They’re now forced into iBooks and you can’t scrub to where you want to be — which is necessary because the option of continuing where it left off now works only sporadically.

Absolutely. One piece jumpsuits with a silver slash, they’re in all the movies.

At first I thought ‘yellow rose petals’ was a euphemism even more disgusting than what it was concealing. But then it turned out to be actual rose petals.

Yeah, something like rhymes with, ‘common nose,’ or if it’s still unclear, rhymes with ‘schmizza hut.’

No, you should still be embarrassed for liking “Billy Madison.”

He’s a dead-ender, unwilling to give in. He’s admitting the ‘engagement’ to get her used to the idea so that when — in a few weeks or months — he tells her that he’s now married (but doesn’t tell her that he was married since that Facebook post) he can maybe keep the affair going because it’s only one more small step…

I can practically hear Schwarzenegger calling someone ‘fantastic,’ it’s one of his favorite adjectives. “She iss fantaahstic.”

It would be a cool happy ending if you met her and she’s been posting things like that ironically and that she’s actually alert, aware, and funny.

Some people marvel at those who work in the trades with their hands and talk about how they’d like to do that but if they had actually done so, they’d quickly change their minds. I think the same is true for those who long for a mythical gritty New York — with corrupt but amiable politicians, gang leaders with honor,…

According to The Washington Post, in the minutes before the announcement Trump’s henchmen were roping people off the street to hold signs and wear t-shirts.

In “Legally Blonde,” the drab boyfriend tells Elle (as she’s dressed like a Playboy Bunny), “Wow, you look like a walking felony,” and Elle gives the response that would be appropriate here if told, “You make men want to be sinful,” that is, “Thank you, you’re so sweet!”

By their logic, they’d have to divorce if *any other married couple* takes birth control, hits menopause, etc.

Who doesn’t?

I think it was the movie, “The Year of Living Dangerously,” in which a character says, “Hunger can be a great aphrodisiac.”

I know they have the best photographers in the world eager to take part but even so... really, really cute pictures.

Jennifer Lawrence fell over on purpose at the Oscars this year because falling at the Oscars is her “thing” now.

I’m perfectly comfortable with having this teacher be permanently linked to this line of ‘reasoning.’ She said it, she boasted that it’s her “honest opinion,” if it causes her problems, that’s completely appropriate. I don’t think she’ll ever acknowledge actual shame about holding these execrable opinions, only…

My wife and I were married in Antarctica and had loaded a wedding cake — well, technically just a cake that we planned to eat at our wedding — in Argentina before departing on the small converted research vessel for Antarctica.