It seems that TNA would've been better off had it been run by basically anyone else, including a goldfish with tertiary syphilis. How does a company with talent like they had fail?

That's an impressive array of stupidly attractive people.

That makes more sense. The article says "with the first six episodes adapting Kris Straub’s creepypasta, "Candle Cove" which is a little confusing.

6 episodes to adapt Candle Cove? It takes less than 20 minutes to read.

I'm glad to hear that they included the Hot Chick Who's A Member Of An Easily Identifiable "Youth" Subculture, aka The Abby.

It's perfectly reasonable to accept and empathize with a group while still realizing that individuals within that group are terrible, useless people.

That's just a silly idea. Everyone knows you should sit ON the broth.

"Be Aggressive" does present a fair and balanced view of sexual submission and fellatio.

They have Miltank and Blaziken, so…sort of?

That picture will haunt my nightmares.

Many moons ago I listened to an NPR interview with a high school football coach in Texas. His town, for reasons that I forget, had a large number of Samoan immigrants, and he said the kids were ideal players because they combined size and power with a cultural attention to group success and respect for their elders. …

The score album was awesome. In college I had the only copy of it that I had every seen, purchased at the used-record place across the street from campus. Both albums were foundational for me, especially after The Crow was my first date with my then-girlfriend.

Hopefully this will never lead to a movie based on Pokemon Go. I'm discounting the inevitable porn parody which I assume either exists or will soon, and is probably called Pokemon Ho.

Actually, he totally was. That's the only reason anyone remembers him. Self-proclaimed Messiahs were a dime a dozen back then, but WHITE ones were quite rare.

Only when Ryan Reynolds isn't available, because GODDAMN is he a beautiful man even when riddled with mutagenic cancer or whatever that was in Deadpool.

I always just whipped the Cube against the wall hard enough for it to shatter. The pieces then reassembled themselves properly because I worship Obloximatl, the Oozing Unlife.

The world needs a CM Punk/Seth Rollins feud right now.

Icy what you did there.

And somewhere, in a hidden fairy glen, Tori Amos fans plot their revenge…

Nah, man, they have electric lights and shit-load of salmon to smoke.