I really love the tagline at the bottom:

What is it with this guy and Audi? He drove a futuristic looking Audi in I, Robot.

I drove a hand-me-down 1998 Subaru Outback for the first 8 years of my driving life. A car with 280,000 miles. That poor thing did everything I asked of it - even autocross. When I turned 24, I finally got myself a brand new BRZ. You’d think, as a car nut, that I would say, “Boy! I wish I could have had the BRZ from…

I would agree with limiting horsepower to anyone under 21. We had a kid in town that received an RS4 for HS graduation. He died about 2 months later at an estimated 90+ over a blind hill.

Maybe you can provide a listing of the good/bad dealers somehow? Again, you can certainly put up a disclaimer about how these are your opinions or whatever, but I think it would be very valuable.

It’s such a dumb move to deny a 3rd party PPI, I’ve walked away laughing the moment they deny my request from a bunch of cars. Thanks for saving my time with your bullshit I guess.

Kinda like Wayne Carini....only no $1,000,000.00 Ferraris and no 70s porn mustache

Tom, I suggest that Jalopnik should do a web video series called “Car Hunters” starring you and other esteemed Jalops. Similar (exactly) to the cash cow that is “House Hunters,” you interview a person/couple/family about what they want or need in a new car, and take them to see three (or more) prospective choices.…

My favorite part about all this Deadspin Gruden coverage is now noticing how he gets redder with each image on the recommended stories.

I’d go Land Cruiser/LX shopping.

I guess I wouldn’t have an issue with it if dude looked like he was about to coach an NBA or even NHL game, but motherfucker you couldn’t even be arsed to put on a shirt with a collar or buttons for a fucking press conference that you had plenty of time to prepare for. It would still be a douchey thing to say, but at…

I haven’t played video games in a good 15+ years, but the Ravenholm level in Half-Life 2 was the scariest fucking level that I ever played.

At this point that flag is as coopted as an old Sanskrit symbol for wellbeing and good fortune.

Word to your mother. The cleverness and creativity of design and engineering decisions in small cars and people’s cars is typically much more fascinating to me.

My response to him on twitter was, “Maybe make a less boring ass SUV next time and we won’t hate it”

I am normally a curmudgeon but yeah, this seems the worst post to complain about.

Small, adorable, utilitarian people’s cars? More posts about that please. 

A New Hampshire lawmaker is alleged to have produced and starred in a porn film and then assaulted his business partner “after he felt his scenes didn’t go well,” according to an Associated Press story that I had to read approximately a dozen times to ensure that I actually was understanding things correctly.”

Shiiiit that is RetroRific. I say rock it with pride.

I’m a plebe, but you know what I find boring as fuck these days? Stuff about one off or 10 off supercars that end up in an oil sheik’s garage never to see the light of day. The RDX is fine in stock form because not everybody wants a BMW. Who would be racing around in an X3 anyways? Since when did reliability in a car…