Let’s face it. If you’re dropping $125k on any sports car you’re going to look like a douche. You might look like less of a douche with certain cars but that’s them breaks. Here are my suggestions:

All of these answers would work if you’re moving to somewhere with snow that isn’t Massachusetts. Look, the roads suck, the drivers are sociopathic, winters are brutal. and if someone doesn’t wreck you the road salt will. You’re also in a band; let me tell you as someone in a band that owns a small hatchback you WILL…

Nissan Skyline says hi

Wasn’t this the car shown in the lead image of the Big Doofus Convention y’all wrote about yesterday?

So what’s the difference between celebrity religious cults and influencers?

The bottom one looks like a duck

BMW Mole Rat has a nice ring to it

The Baretta would at least work and if you get a teal one it’d fit right in. 

I mean that’s the same problem with the Alfa. Sure, it’ll work for 5 minutes but then you might want to kill yourself when you try to fix this thing for the umpteenth time. 

Honestly if I wanted a Radwood special I’d get that Baretta from the other day. 

Suddenly that Geo Tracker makes a lot more financial sense. 

In what world does this thing look compact?

Funny; you can pick up one of these Astons just by fishing.

Don’t forget the wire wheel covers. That’s a staple for boomer cars. 

It might be but again couldn’t Pagani better integrate that into the car? It’s fucking Pagani; they are incredibly obsessive about car interiors. That just looks cheap and cheesy.

No, what we need to talk about is this Best Buy spec speaker cone that looks like it was tacked on the roll hoop as an afterthought. Given this is Pagani you’d think this would be better integrated with the car’s interior.

I know this is several months too late but you didn’t read the first paragraph did you. 

OK boomer

That’s an insult to farts

Done.