That ain’t a dog whistle that’s an air horn.

You aren’t missing anything substantive so don’t worry. 

Something something give us the Crown already something something  

Found the perfect donor car

Somewhere there’s already an angry headlight kit for it. 

I too want to drive the car equivalent of a big mouth bass.

I just realized how weird John Gruden’s teeth actually are  

How hard would it be to bash in a T-56? I mean I know it would cost a lot of money but you’re already buying a mid 2000s Maserati so fuck it.

Ain’t gonna go fast if it’s broken and/or in a shop. 

Funny though. After looking at the Z4 all I could think is that’s a weird looking Buick Cicada or whatever it’s called.

Not sure about Finland but there are a few rallies in Europe that do not allow co-drivers on certain stages. This might have been one of those stages. 

There’s a center cap. It’s very faint but I can make the outline of one bisecting the top diamond.

Winner winner chicken dinner. It’s probably yet another convertible SUV. 

Husker dön’t

That’s a punishment worse than death. 

Jesus that was bad. How did you come across this?

Tell that to the Marlins. 

Thank you. If I were a health inspector I would’ve given the restauranteur a heavy fine. Not shutting down the business (unless this has happened before) but enough to send a warning that this literal shit ain’t right. 

They got a freak 3rd place at Monaco and had some decent drivers but that’s about it. 

Isn’t this the same Monteverdi who ran the Onyx F1 team into the ground? Granted they had financial troubles beforehand with Moneytron but from what I have read it went even further.