I think this is after sanitizing by the media. The real DVD he was watching was probably Hairy Twatter....

I’ll volunteer to be a “bumbling idiot” that causes a wreck at a major intersection to block the cops from the chase.

Any car that looks like it will rub or scrape over any bump at all is an immediate crack pipe in my book. Drop the suspension that far and god knows what other poor decisions a previous owner made.

By the time you include design and assembly, I’m sure it at least adds $100. The photocell being $5 is also pretty generous...

Indeed. It shouldn’t take a “technology package” with an undesired shitty, already obsolete infotainment system to get automatic headlights which are 30+ year old technology.

I’ve tried sticking tinted tape over my sensor (for analog adjustment), but the damn thing is made of Teflon or something because nothing will stick to it.

NASA Southeast doesn’t even look under the hood... Least thorough tech inspection I’ve ever been subjected to. Even Track Night in America events have a more thorough inspection.

I agree that auto headlights aren’t perfect, but it is ridiculous that multi-hundred dollar cameras and displays are required in 2018+ vehicles for a backup camera, but a $5 photocell can’t be required to make every car have auto headlights.

People are idiots. The automatic headlights being enabled should be the…

APPLE DONKEY!

Annoying YouTube girl appeared with Jerry on Fallon and was annoying the whole time too. Who the hell enjoys that schtick?

He tried to pick them up in a Ferrari once...

As someone who formerly lived in Ohio, I no longer take offense to this.

What is the upcharge for the John Hancock edition of the book? I haven’t gotten it yet (hey, my birthday isn’t for another 3 months!) but who doesn’t love a signed copy?

Buying it repeatedly? Does it not come with a COVER TO COVER UNLIMITED READING WARRANTY?

You work for the government at Hanford?

Must... Not... Buy... LEGO...

Must... Not... Buy... LEGO...

That is an interesting question. Does the 6 minute lap include time in the pits? I would have to assume it would or theoretically a team would have infinite time to fix a car and send it out for one single sub-6 minute lap to “finish.” Then again, in a theoretical sense, it is possible that a leading car might be…

How long does it take them to buff off all those rubber streaks from the car? Or did they preserve that sort of thing for posterity? I mean, this was the winning car from the 100th running so does it go in a museum or something?

Yeah, welcome to the sexist world of 18 year old females are “girls” but 18 year old males are “young men.”

God, she is so annoying. I love plenty of shows on YouTube, how the hell did Jerry ever pick her to put on his show?

I am still hoping for an episode with Tim Allen... When it comes to comedians who love cars, isn’t he like number 1? Maybe tied with Leno, but still! Is there some sort of bad relationship between Tim and Jerry that I’m not aware of here? It seems like a match made in heaven.