Best part of moving to Georgia from Ohio... It didn’t quite balance out that Ad Velorem tax though.

It’s pollen season in the south. Assuming the engine has an air filter, this is probably true.

Even being a Libertarian they call you a Republican which is quite the insult.

Two corners workers need a new pair of underpants STAT!

I was in a chump car race where one of the cars was a Kia Sephia with extra letters to spell Sephillis. We were trying to catch sphillis all weekend!

I have had the Simpli-stick for 3 years and it works great on hard floors. I use it instead of sweeping and before mopping. It’s basically a corded dust buster with a removable extended handle and a vacuum attachment. It has plenty of suction power for dust and dirt, it pretty easy to clean out, and is light and easy…

I have had the Simpli-stick for 3 years and it works great on hard floors. I use it instead of sweeping and before…

What exchange rate are you using to get from 30k pounds to 35k dollars? According to Google: 1 British Pound equals 1.44 US Dollar.

How did your build end up being ~25k pounds when the starting price is 30k? Did I miss the options that reduced the base price?

What the heck is a backup rain sensor? Who needs backup sensors on a vehicle that will have a backup camera (at least by 2018 model year)? Are rain sensors really something worth money? I know a photocell for the auto-headlights is a pretty cheap part...

We should also have signs pointing to “free money” and “get a bigger dick” that we can gather up all those idiots and take away their internet access too.

And automatic headlights for a ridiculous quantity of money...

POUNDS, that’s not a dollar sign. Add 45% to that just on exchange rate...

It’s not like there are any options other than color... We are all going to pick the manual transmission. I’m just baffled that it costs over 1000 pounds to add automatic headlights.

I had the same repulsed feeling about the MS3 interior... It felt very cheap compared to the Focus ST. If you have the ST2 or 3 package, the Cell phone on the dash goes away. I also happen to really like the ST’s steering wheel.

Umm, the Mazda 3 was still on a Ford platform...

Umm brakes still work with the engine off, you just don’t get the power assist if they are vacuum based. I’m assuming auto-brakes are electrical powered, so the brakes should stay engaged until the battery dies right?

S2000? Greatest Honda roadster of all time?

I hate hotels with valet only parking... I actively avoid them unless I’ve got a rental car.

“500" is a shitty and overused brand at this point. It doesn’t help that Ford already had a crappy “Five Hundred” that turned into the Taurus and it sounds like a huge car from Chrysler above the 200 and 300, except that it’s a tiny car made by Chrysler... Maybe they should drop the 500 name except for the small…

My preferences in the National lineup go:
Mazda
Ford
Hyundai (all of my recent rentals have had Android Auto which is the shit)
Anything else
Chrysler/Jeep/Dodge