Geo-political humor gets no respect around here.

*Mother starts to open gift*
Mother: “What the hell is this?”
Me: “It’s Smeg, ma!”

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

If you put Mario Lemieux on the 82 Oilers instead of Gretzky, he would have scored more points. Lemieux is the most talented offensive hockey player of all time

I believe Derek Jeter’s running catch and leap into the stands vs the Red Sox was totally overrated and not that great

Give the Patriots the perfect season.

No doubt, the single greatest thing ever associated with Deadspin. Take a victory lap, internet.

Since you’re not familiar with the show, I’ll clue you in - this is fan-favorite Fat Naked Stanley, and he’s been on every episode, following Don around and providing key commentary. There’s huge debate in the MM community over whether he’s real or a figment of Don’s imagination. In fact, I’d say one of the things…

Idiots! That's California!

To be fair, everyone in the world rushes to judgment, except for Pete Carroll, who passes to judgment, and is usually intercepted.

Montana, probably. Brady loses points for making Super Bowls he didn't win, or something.

Break a leg. Preferably other people's legs.

Fuck off, chubby

I went to San Diego zoo recently & was being eye fucked by the dominant male. There were 80 people checking out the exhibit & this dude is just chillin in the back. gansta leanin against his fake cave opening. That fucker tracked me as I walked from one end of the paddock to the other. Did he move a muscle? Turn…