I want to see a test thats 60mph-____ in 3 seconds. As in, 3 seconds of wide open throttle, what speed will you be traveling. 

Me. I want something that can haul a dirt bike in the bed but still get acceptable RAV4-ish MPG.

Is it overly cynical of me to think that this was all intentional?

‘Murica. Seriously though, more than 300 HP, a 6 speed, and t-tops? Hell, yeah! Sure the interior is cheap, but these are seriously fun.

You forgot the 1957 version.

HP is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you go through it.

Stories like this are why I have complete confidence that our military will not in the near term be challenged by any sizable foreign force in any major war. Alarmists, representing various organizations of government or defense industry, will point to the latest Russian tank or Chinese missile and claim that our…

I appreciate the good work you are doing with these articles. They are very well done. If you have time when you do the next one can you add a short breakdown of how difficult the operations are (easy/medium/hard), the level of mechanical aptitude required (low/medium/high), and specialized tools (if any)?

Depends on the volcano it was spewed from, but I’d say at least 80% have no curses.

Shut your evil mouth! I’ve always had an unhealthy love of the vehicross

Question for the author and audience alike: if you could pick one person, living or dead, to read these aloud, who would it be?

it’s fuckin’ pandora’s hairpiece

You’re also allowed to slow down, display your hazards and keep driving until you’ve reached a well-lit area.

Well, if penises were not supposed to fly free, why did God give mine wings?

The number of problems solved by high velocity bundles of mass, incendiary materials and explosives is truly amazing.

Plus, when you get old and decide it’s time to go, you can go out in style.

I’m with David Tracy on this one. American convertible? That price range? Jeep CJ-7 or CJ-8.

What he really wants is a 1970 Olds Cutlass Convertible. Asking price of $18,500. Cheap to buy, cheap to maintain, plenty of smiles per mile and he can invite 4-5 of his friends along for the ride.

To be perfectly honest, there was A LOT more going on, smugglers and Iranians and the like. The past CEO of the FOB was Artillery and explained so delicately that if another mortar round was fired at the FOB from the date palm area, he would turn it to dust. The cities main source of income. While I would LIKE to…