It’s a Haisley post, how are you in any way surprised by major oversights?

Even better about this ridiculous take he’s on lately is how Giovinco, Kaka, Villa, etc are just MLS fapping around with has-beens...then with China, it’s HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE GERVINHO WOW!

I’m not really close enough with my brother to share a prostitute, but good on them for having such a close relationship I guess.

Being a sore loser and not conceding when he loses, shit talking the organizations when he doesn’t get their endorsements, stealing campaign data, whining about the establishment when he almost exclusively gets positive press and now constantly changing the conditions after agreeing to them - it’s Bernie’s world…

Welcome to Deadspin’s soccer coverage, such as it is.

It’s actual Panda.

I love how Haisley drones on and on about how he thinks MLS is pointless fake soccer run by ghouls...but Chinese oligarchs dropping their blood money on declining Euro stars is TOTALLY RAD.

the numbers are likely eye-watering.

Yeah I can remember this happening, but even now looking back on it I’m still shocked.

On a story like this? Of course there are.

2015: Year of the Ass

Yeah. Olskool has it right. Nobody was being racist here, it’s just a bad look.

Oh man this story feels like it’s perfectly set up for some flaming hot #RealRacist takes.

I think even Demarcus Cousins would agree with that premise. I don’t think he had them removed because he felt they were racist. He suggested having them removed because they could be misconstrued as insensitive given the timing of it all.

Eh this image comes to mind as well:

Yet Cowboy fans call this the “Dez Rule”. Dumbasses! Dez doesn’t have anything on Calvin and it happened to him first.

Two*

“loves watching Thursday Night Football?” That is not a thing. One watches Thursday Night Football only if your own team is playing or if you are depressed and lonely.

I’m talking about when the ball goes forward, at that point, he is still parallel with the defender, thus no offside. I guess 2 people can see the same thing in completely different ways like people’s views of politics.