noooooo, i’m from saskie, scott moe does suck and has no friends, but we still don’t want the dakotans

that little bitch needed a good twisted tea smackdown!

this happened in vancouver too, indigenous grandfather and a CHILD got arrested for trying to set up a bank account. the child was going to tournaments and needed money. the bank BMO. boycott them.

she was famous, everyone knew she was 15.  and if married, it wasn’t illegal for him to be fucking with her.  geez, what a giant pig.

that’s WALL-AY not WHALE hahahah! true story though

THE GOOD? they kidnapped people, enslaved them, tortured, killed, raped - then have the NERVE to say “go back to your country if you don’t like it” they can fuck all the way off

we were in nottinghill once, big nottinghill carnival.  just hanging out.  they have a perpetual parade flowing through and dammit, DMX was rapping on one of the floats.  we were amazed!  :)  get well darkman.

you should ban assault style weapons in the US.  we are in the process of doing it here in canada.  we just buy the guns back from the owners.  declared in 2020 by our PM, they have 2 years amnesty to get rid of them.  

i said it before and i’ll say it again, this guy was on “ancient aliens” - his word means nothing - even my cat knows ancient aliens is bullshit.

the same guy who had his daughter checked for “virginity”?  what a maroon. 

$3000 per year?  or per month?  in Canada, all parents get about $500 per month per kid.  wish i had one.  NO I DON’T, J/K. hahaha.  that’s not enough money to raise those little cheque gobblers.

I’m from saskatchewan (say that three times and you will turn into a leprechaun) and i cried. i can’t imagine the relief, you, our bff’s, feel. it sure is a goddamn new day :) <3

CDN here - our parents get about $500 per kid every month. and 12 months maternity leave (at 60% of your salary, most jobs make up the other 40%). only catch, men and women have to share that mat leave.

did you know, squirrels can live for 12 years.  that’s right.

hahahaha! my baby brother would do an impression of her: we say: do kelly! he’s like: RADICAL LEFT! RADICAL LEFT! then flaps his arm like a chicken going bawk, bawk, RADICAL LEFT! all of us: dead from laughter (we are CDN)

(cdn here) - i got totally drunk on vodka and smoked a pile of weed.  right after i finished crying - it was anxiety, but what relief!

FUCK! i’m canadian. if you guys want to run here if things go bad there, hurry! DO IT! (bring parkas, mitts and toques). the main thing we are concerned about is that he will have your supreme court decide an election and not the american people. we are genuinely concerned for you. we love you!

i want to know how in the fuck you would catch a coyote and put a child on it?  as if a coyote would put up with that shit.

seriously:  i was so happy!  pew pew madafaka!!!!!  i hope he chokes on the bigliest mucus, so beautiful of a mucus choking.  gasp gasp for breath madafaka!!!

these proud boys came to Saskatchewan, tried to recruit in a local bar, got punched in the face and kicked out.  it was hilarious!  proud of your punched in face?