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dana-gunn

Once while I was blowing a guy who had removed his Prince Albert piercing my tongue barbell got caught in the hole. To make it more fun, he was on top!

I live a ten minute drive from the most expensive postal code in Canada (West Vancouver) - $10-20 million homes - we have no snow pack this year and our resevoirs are low, and the lawns there are brown, brown, brown. Get it together California! A brown lawn is not the end of the fucking world.

Tiger Eyes (read it 7 times) and Smart Women (5) are my absolute favourite Blume books. I was obsessed with her as a kid. Read Sheila the Great, Sally J. Freedman, Are You there God, Superfudge, Then Again, Maybe I Won’t all in one summer. It was glorious!

This is the best part! (emphasis mine)

Hooo boy! All that and more. My first diet was at six, a diet clinic at 8 (in which my mother weighed my food and my father would ground me for eating a Snickers bar), Weight Watchers at 11, a personal dietician at 12 (so I wouldn't be a disgust blob for my Bat Mitzvah) one more dietician and Nutrisystem at 17 and I

In 2003 my parents sold their home. While we were cleaning it out we found chocolate Star of David's in the deep freeze. They were from my brothers' Bar Mitzvah in 1987!

Backpfeifengesicht I will use this word for every doughy asshat that believes they can prevent/take away basic human rights and/or believe that women should be servile. See also: Douche Pastor

kd lang does a version that makes me cry

It was! We got married waaay later than most of our friends (38) so we knew exactly what to expect and how to handle any issues: shrug and remember that life is messy! Made for an amazing day/night/honeymoon!

We made similar comments about my now husband coming home and finding me wearing it while watching tv or cooking dinner. Hah!

That is gorgeous! I love how it makes more sense to go strapless if you're a big boobed lady. My mother was beside herself about the amount of cleavage I was showing but any other look would have been seemed off.

That sucker did not get tossed! It lived for another 2 weeks in a vase. My party wore black and had white bouquets. Goth girls 4Evah!

Thank you and *blush* thank you!

Nailed it! Wow, you've got an amazing eye! I think it's from the 2011 Spring collection.