Neutral: I’d love to buy a car entirely online, but only if they figure out a way to make the finance guy popup on the screen and be a total asshole. Maybe online car dealers could bring back Clippy as the finance guy.

They buried the lede on this one.

Complete morons. Wow. What kind of person goes out and basically does the equivalent of a street drug to cure a virus that will in all likelihood cause very mild symptoms? Why were they so scared? Were all the news and reports they’ve been watching sensationalizing or fear mongering them into hysteria over this? 

Nice fake news headline. How about this: Man and wife ingest fish tank cleaner because it has an ingredient that sounds like the medicine being used to treat corona virus, fake news blames POTUS. 

You two have the same dog?!

Good. Fuck “free speech” on social media. Ban the Nazis.

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.

I got punched the last time I danced, too.

I think most players that played for Izzo love him.  Why? because although he looks like a lunatic he does care about his players and goes to bat for them.  I think some coaches are dicks to their players and don't care about them at all but Izzo cares about his players.  This article kind of misrepresents the…

I’d love to know what store the author shops at. I shop at Kroger and their self-check out systems are great. I never have an issue with any products, even bulk weight and count items like produce.

I always read the construction signs. You’d be amazed how often it will say something like “No parking from 8am-5pm between March 10 and March 17" - note it’s March 4th right now and this parking spot is good to go any time of day for the next 6 days. Lots of people see a construction sign and drive right past.

Detroit still has a lot of metered street parking, some even free! You just have to drive around for it. And decide whether your windows will be smashed in lol (keep your car clean).

One day, I will achieve my dream job of being the guy who writes NFL combine questions. I’ve been keeping a notebook for years. A few samples:

The witness statement in the police report explains it pretty clearly: “hands, touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you”

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

You not understanding points is exactly why they like to offer points. It’s deliberately obscure. By not assigning a value in cash to it, it lets them shift value around as they get different relationships and deals with partners. If they say your balance is $5, they’re stuck honoring a $5 credit. If instead I have a 5…

Probably with the intention of sharing the humor with you? 

I drank nothing but Jim Beam and Milwaukee’s Best for 6-1/2 years of college, but do I get a magazine profile?

Is he venomous? I assume he’s venomous.