dan400man
Dan400Man
dan400man

I don’t think this should be spun as a bad thing. They’re trying to prepare for a market correction/recession. The past few years have been too good for there not to be one.

The Detroit Lions have a play called the Roseanne Barr, a very unattractive play where Matt Stafford literally shits his pants and then throws an unadvised lateral to a RB that results in a fumble.

Me reading Raiders stories on Deadspin:

An even better question is: who the hell is desperate and/or stupid enough to ever hire him again? I mean, you’re 100% guaranteed a shit-ton of lawsuits that will totally bankrupt your program, right? And that’s without even adding in the backlash from fans & other employees, plus advertiser boycotts.

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Counterpoint: Please do show it to Don Cherry, just so PK can clown on him all over again...

His brain would be put in so much conflict between his hate for minorities and his hate for Russians, he might get an aneurysm...

Or you could just keep Don Cherry away from...well, everybody.  That might be more efficient.

Yeah, that’s extreme but at the same time I wouldn’t hold a private seller to the same standards as a new car dealership. I have no plans to sell my Viper, but if I did, I’d need something more substantial than a handshake and a drivers license before I let just anyone go drive it.

Was in a store in NC a year ago or so, CosmoMotors (look them up, they have... um.... nice inventory).

Guy was in there buying a collection of 911 Turbos (I think 3 or 4 of them), dressed like it was laundry day. My salesperson said “he always dresses like that, partially to fuck with people”

I just bought a car this weekend from a dealership. It was easily one of the worst experiences I have had in dealing with people in a long time. The negotiation process took 10 minutes. It was a breeze. I knew the value and had local comps to prove it and they caved to my ask with no giant bullshit.

I’m kidding. He’s dead.

It isn’t ONE. It’s ALL. This is NONSENSE. The Left is a collection of

The best action I can take is to realize that the earth has been heating and cooling for millions upon millions of years and there is really no need to change any aspect of my life based on alarmists ringing the bell of g̶l̶o̶b̶a̶l̶ ̶w̶a̶r̶m̶i̶n̶g̶ g̶l̶o̶b̶a̶l̶ ̶c̶o̶o̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ climate change based on only barely a 100

Your pants would probably be browner though

What good has ever come out of Twitter? Has anyone ever walked into the twitter-verse, and come out thinking, “I’m glad I did that.”?

You sir, are playing the most dangerous game. Maybe try this free climbing thing--you know, something less apt to get you dead.

Pinnacle of human achievement? Meh, you’ve never seen me repeat back exactly what my wife just told me even though I am clearly not listening.

I know you kids don’t get irony, but I love that you’re THE perfect representation of the far-left echo chamber that this site has become; you got 40+ upvotes.

This sounds like Kristin Bell's character on Good Place.

I was an adult woman and an adult man took me to a Buffalo Wild Wings located inside a movie theater on our first date, but we weren’t going to a movie. This was 2008-ish, so early enough that most people did not have smart phones and therefore didn’t necessarily have a camera in their pocket. After the server takes