“Here at QuadrigaCX, we can promise you nothing but the absolute dumbest motherfuckers in the world at your service all day, every day. After all, when dealing with the absolutely dumbest fucking form of ‘money’, isn’t that what you deserve?”

“QuadrigaCX. When you’re here, you’re moronic.™”

The caddy was obviously trying to improve his Li.

If curling doesn’t make the cut, I WILL throw hands.

... Why would you have a newer phone that you don't take anywhere just for a few secure apps? Why not use a laptop or PC that I'm sure you also have around somewhere? 

“until it hit the tunnel.”

Wow, what a lazy way to take a shot at Republicans. GTFO with that shit, seriously. 

This is the Gawker Liberal Propaganda Network. I’m surprised you aren’t organizing a Kickstarter to reward the thieves.

I’m sorry it’s so painful for you to go any amount of time without adding politics into something not political. Maybe you should seek counseling for that, you’ve clearly got issues. I’ll bet you’re a real gas at parties.

of course this is deadspin, home of the SJW - so I expected clowns like Matt Novak to respond that way.

I think you’re on the wrong side of the aisle if you’re talking about judges who are lenient on criminals.

nah bro, republican judges are not all soft SJW’s like left leaning judges. They would likely laugh and throw it out. You pay the price for your crimes. Democrat judge would call it a hate crime cuz some of the perps were black...

Yeah, it’s always the conservative judges taking the thief’s side. What?

Seriously; assuming that a Republican judge would side with a criminal over a normal person because... Republicans are bad, I guess? has to be the most reflexively anti-Republican thing I’ve ever seen on this site and it’s affiliates, and that’s saying a lot. Makes even less sense than most of the political stuff…

A conservative judge would be more inclined to go with the stand-your-ground view and call it rightful defense of property, I would have thought

I found the link to it, but unfortunately the audio is on a separate channel that’s encrypted. Still, here’s the feed:

The not being able to accurately mark the time is probably the worst part. I would guess the hardest period psychologically would be around 20 days, when you optimistically thinking you might be almost done, and then as hours pass and no one comes to tell you its over, you swing wildly in the other direction and start…

I don’t think this should be spun as a bad thing. They’re trying to prepare for a market correction/recession. The past few years have been too good for there not to be one.

This makes me want to finally do something about that airbag indicator light that has been on in my Ford for the last 2 years.

I think the launch failed because they didn’t properly calculate the weight of the massive balls on these guys.