Your pants would probably be browner though
Dan400Man
dan400man
What good has ever come out of Twitter? Has anyone ever walked into the twitter-verse, and come out thinking, “I’m glad I did that.”?
You sir, are playing the most dangerous game. Maybe try this free climbing thing--you know, something less apt to get you dead.
Pinnacle of human achievement? Meh, you’ve never seen me repeat back exactly what my wife just told me even though I am clearly not listening.
Unless you’re in my phone book - I do not pick up. If it’s a legitimate call - they’ll leave a voicemail and I’ll call back. On Android at least you can set a “silent” (or any) ringtone to numbers not in your address book. Done.
I know you kids don’t get irony, but I love that you’re THE perfect representation of the far-left echo chamber that this site has become; you got 40+ upvotes.
This sounds like Kristin Bell's character on Good Place.
I was an adult woman and an adult man took me to a Buffalo Wild Wings located inside a movie theater on our first date, but we weren’t going to a movie. This was 2008-ish, so early enough that most people did not have smart phones and therefore didn’t necessarily have a camera in their pocket. After the server takes…
Can we please stop adding gate to things. Watergate was the name of the hotel, not Nixon having an issue with water lol
Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...
He got better
They don’t try to hurt people?! They blew up Vince McMahon’s limo and killed him!
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I’ts pretty clear that Creepy Joe doesn’t get what sexual harassment is.
I definitely think they should get a prenup but the baseline assumption that “marriage ends” as if a succesful marriage is pure fantasy is depressing and not even an accurate message to get out there.
They both look like they splurged for the double-wide. I’m not sure if his Joe Dirt impersonation is being worn by her as an accessory, bringing her into the trailer park, or if she was trailer park to begin with. Mostly because I’m old and have no idea who she is.
It’s taken him even longer to forget that he played for the Lions, too.
That’s nothing. It took Barry Sanders nine years before he realized he played for the Lions.
What he said was not “extremely stupid”. What he said was debatable and contrarian to popular perspectives. There can be no progress without conversation. You have to communicate with those you disagree with.
So fuck off with all the “fuck offs” and learn to be a little more nuanced in who you choose to vilify. I mean…
People don’t want the conversation or debate anymore though. If you don’t agree, then you are bad and an enemy and must be shunned. This is across the spectrum.