The Lions: Reminding Bears fans that it could always be worse since before your dad was born

Meanwhile at the lake.

What is the movie and where can I watch it.

Come the fuck on.

I wonder when his employer “ caught wind “ of this 

We know the artist

Here, I’m a lawyer, so let me translate this into English:

Bingo. I’m a lifelong Tigers fan...and baseball fan in general. I’m done giving the owners $11/beer and $6 bucks for a hot dog. I hate being ripped off more than I enjoy attending games now. I’ll watch on TV and go to a few games. My days of season tickets/packages are long gone.

Shit, that actually was the answer??

Ya burnt!

Careful you don’t pull a back muscle reaching so hard. 

I especially love how the first baseman is so casually waiting for the throw, as if he needed to dummy the guy running back to first.  Ridiculous play.  Hit him in the chest.  

I love this so much.

Exactly this ^.

I wonder how many times AMP has done this little “joke” to customers in order to sell a customer on a rebuild or engine swap.

Even if it was a joke, what is rule number 1 in car culture?

The best mental approach to being a 97 year old hooker is to keep your mind out of the gutter.

I bowled with a 80 some year old woman and she drinks over 10 glasses of wine during league night. I've only seen her drunk once.

Don’t get too cocky, she has 60 years experience hanging out at the bowling alley. I wouldn’t challenge her at pinball either.

The fact that she’s not traveling around the country as a bowling hustler is really disappointing.