I especially love how the first baseman is so casually waiting for the throw, as if he needed to dummy the guy running back to first.  Ridiculous play.  Hit him in the chest.  

I love this so much.

Exactly this ^.

I wonder how many times AMP has done this little “joke” to customers in order to sell a customer on a rebuild or engine swap.

I feel like I’d be more worried about all my former customers coming after me. Especially if any of them had tuning or mechanical issues after leaving AMP. 

This is like the real life equivalent of someone being an obnoxious prick or a racist asshole and then insisting they were just trolling or doing it ironically when everyone calls them out on it. 

Even if it was a joke, what is rule number 1 in car culture?

Here is the real question:

The best mental approach to being a 97 year old hooker is to keep your mind out of the gutter.

I bowled with a 80 some year old woman and she drinks over 10 glasses of wine during league night. I've only seen her drunk once.

Don’t get too cocky, she has 60 years experience hanging out at the bowling alley. I wouldn’t challenge her at pinball either.

The fact that she’s not traveling around the country as a bowling hustler is really disappointing. 

Sounded like it. Also, what’s prompting this re-tread of a almost 20 year old article? Did she do something lately?

Okay, who else read the headline and immediately thought Brooke Shields died?

Which is fucking terrifying.

And she has a driver’s license.

This woman is among us, just walking around not noticing shit.

Why do you hate the military and America?

They usually don’t let people continue shooting at them, with the risk of stray bullets hitting others as well. Actually seems rational. Should they just yell “Hey there guy, stop shooting that gun if you don't mind."?

Unrelated-ish, but this one is my favorite.

Get ready for an internet classic.