This is still the golden standard but man was that one close.

This is why people hate soccer.

Just unleash a gang of minor league hockey players onto the field. Just for the hell of it.

Surprisingly few “spit burger” stock images in Getty

Medium-rare, you heretic.

A well done burger? That right there deserves some type of retaliation! Medium is the best for flavor and texture.

To be honest with you, your decision to go to the ER was your biggest mistake. As you described, they were ill poorly equipped to give you the care you needed. As a rule, you should only go to the ER in a situation where you believe your life is in imminent danger or immediate surgery is required, e.g. suspected…

I don’t have a dishwasher and I usually use the dishwater that I have after doing all my actual dishes to wash out any recyclable containers. So no extra water, and they get clean enough so that they don’t make the kitchen smell.

I save water rinsing recyclables by using my neighbor’s hose.

Yeah, this kind of ball brained commentary is why we ignore and mock CM here in Detroit. He’s a paid troll.

Monnarez has been penning some bad, truly insanely BAD, columns for a while now. He’s trying real hard to take the late Drew Sharp’s throne as the Free Press’ prime crap-spitter in Detroit but he just comes off as trying way too damn hard.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I bet he was sssstealing sssignsss.

He was obsessed with this scene from the Blues Brothers?

Exactly why he cut the straps remains unclear.

They let me keep a $1300 60" Samsung 4KTV instead of me sending it back for a new one, since they didn’t have any new ones to send in its place. So they refunded me the money and said (paraphrasing) “You can keep the TV. You’ve been a Prime member since 2005 and we appreciate your business”. The reason I was going to…

They let me keep a $1300 60" Samsung 4KTV instead of me sending it back for a new one, since they didn’t have any…

To the other 11 Cavs:

It’s almost like we were...created!

Exactly.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.