Exactly! The reason I live in NJ is because I missed my exit before the bridge 20 years ago and you know, what are you going to do, right?

Always a good reminder that the exit you need is the only exit in existence to get to the place you are going. It is the only way both in and out for the people past that point. So if you miss your exit, all is lost, you can never go back or around you must find a new destination, give up the people and or places you…

That’s a great idea! Here’s what would happen:

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

He intentionally left the puck out there to bait the goalie into an attempted poke check, then disappeared the damn thing behind himself. Holy shit what a goal.

It looks way better than I was expecting.

My old farmer of a Grandpa dropped a 50 lb salt block on his big toe when he was about 75. Wouldn’t go to the doctor until it swelled up so big he couldn’t get his boots on.

My Grandpa called all his grandchildren George. I was George, my brother was George. My sister was George. My cousins were all George. Everybody was George. None of us were actually named George or a derivative of George. It was confusing when we were all visiting at Christmas, to say the least.

This isn’t my grandpa, but that of a friend who unfortunately passed away so she’s not here to relate the story.

We went out for dinner for my seventh or eighth birthday, and I got a piece of hot fudge cake.

Yeah I’m gonna need some pictures of this.

Alright, buckle up for a Shakespearean epic that I promise will be worth your while.

I would deliver leftovers to my grandpa and his second wife. My sister and cousin came this time. I knocked on the apartment door and my 6'4 very fat grandpa open until the chain lock stopped it and peered out. “Are you alone?” he asks like a paranoid conspiracy theorist. “No. why does it matter?” He gives a huge…

This is what amber lights are for. When I see people slowing down because a countdown timer is nearing zero I want to get out and punch them in the face. People seem to think they’re being clever when they’re just dicking up the whole system.

You are Looking for love in all the wrong places..

Maybe don’t equate your reality to “most men”. Your experiences, as bad as they’ve been, don’t really give you the right to lump us all into such a negative grouping.

As a guy, I have to say that this is NOT what most men think sex is. I’m sorry things are horrible for you but it’s not because of porn and the men that watch it. Unless you happen to live in a place that is unusually high in asshole men that is.

At no point did I question your reality, though I’m sorry to hear that you have experienced such things.

No bitchiness intended... But how do you know that for a fact?

“Most men think this is what sex is”