Just don’t. I’ve been tasked with examining someone’s computer to see what they’ve been looking at. It sucks to see your coworkers get escorted out the door by security. I’ve barely got enough time to do my job. I don’t want to do their on top of it. Browse your porn at home.

Why are the customers responsible for understanding a ridiculous rating system? Shouldn’t you be writing an open letter for Airbnb, uber/lyft, etc to change their policies regarding ratings? :-)

Bravo! Equal parts Benny Hinn and Benny Hill.

I loved my old hard disk ipod ..i gave it to an undeserving girlfriend ...to have music in her apartment ...it also never came off a charger ...

I don’t know if this applies to freestyle, but (per wiki) the IOC adapted the “Eddie the Eagle” rule after the former British ski jumper.

Of course scandals like this are nothing new in curling. Last year at the Tournament of Hearts the Skip of the Manitoba team was busted for having a blood-alcohol level under .12. The sport still hasn’t recovered.

Yeah but let’s talk about the panel gaps

A lot of these places are selling an experience and I’m sure you’ll get your money’s worth but man are they high on pretense.

You...have a hairdresser?

Hmm, yes, okay, this gives me food for thou-

I hate HOAs, but you’re right. There’s a house down the road from me that looks like a rat infested dump. They keep storm shutters and Christmas lights on the garage year round. It’s overgrown and there are tarp covered cars that never move, and that’s just the front yard. The house next door to them has sat vacant…

LaVar Ball Powers L.A., Simply By Sticking Dick In Socket

Screw that defroster.

Give me Ford’s Quickclear...

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

You just literally described crime, lol. “I’ve robbed 20 houses already, you darn coppers! If it was illegal, then why did you let me get away with the first 19?” Al Capone was on the wrong side of the law for 7 years.

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I feel like Jalopnik has been pushing really hard to get us to feel sorry for this guy, but it’s just not working. He’s clearly a hoarder, the land is a de-facto junk yard, he’s not preserving these vehicles in any meaningful way, and I have no issue with local governments stepping in here.

In other news, the U.S. Golf Association announced its HOA Apprenticeship Program. 

So...you’re doing this thing? I’m not telling you to stop, but you’re stepping into the ring with a guy who is about to question why Hammerhead Sharks are called Hammerhead Sharks. You know what you’re getting in for, yes? Because this is going to be what you end up doing for the next week or so. You’re going to go to…

So who was the guy that used 11 that made it Okay to say that everybody’s just using ten?