Try applying ANYTHING to it and they get all pissed off!

If a priest blesses a cup of holy water then you throw it into the ocean, does the whole ocean become blessed?

Bring back Cinerama!

Shut up and make my pizza!

So what exactly is being removed?

Answer me this: Are you ever going to stop lying?

I can't wait for when things like books come on paper!

No ears, no elephant! Stop seeing stuff in stuff, people!

I always thought it was mildew.

I know it's late, but I finally saw this (just replace them with two bat men).

The hand at the end was right out of old cartoons! Nice.

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.

OK. Girl.

Wonder Woman has an unachievable body image. Supergirl looks a little more typical.

Yeah, but it makes you cross-eyed!

You're right! We must destroy them before they become our panda overlords!

Teens everywhere will buy it if it works on acne.

Careful. Lots of people are homophonobic... Homophone-ibic... Homo... Nevermind.

Freakin' brilliant!

It really doesn't matter how much you have no matter where you live. MORE will lower your bills, whether for heating or cooling. And good attic ventilation helps a lot, too.