I was just about to post how obsessed he is, but you hit that nail.

Human males have evolved with the desire to have sex all the time, regardless of just about everything. Pandas could learn from us.

I don't really see a problem. Just trade that ipad with another kid who wants to trade a kidney for it.

I guess it isn't obvious, if you don't read tips about your iPhone. I've been killing apps (sometimes unnecessarily) for ages.

I'd just like to hear how Viacom was "damaged" by anything on Youtube.

Cute? Like Birds? Damn right!

And that tennis ball on the antenna that helps you find your car... EVERY car should have one!

Let me axe you a question...

And here I've been using my garden hose all this time when I could be using my shotgun!

Imperious Leader finds this acceptable.

So the ship was really quite sinkable. If it hadn't sunk on it's maiden voyage, it was bound to be sunk sooner or later.

Too many fat people in the city weighing it down.

And my Grandma has them on her walker.

If the child throws a tantrum and you cave, he wins. Who's the parent?

If attacked by cat in Japan, simply fart him away!

I still don't think that too many spaceship designs beat the original Battlestar Galactica.

These statistics are kind of meh. I don't think anyone who is never near a chainsaw has any chance of injury by it.

Here's a tip: Don't burn dinner!

So how can a star be 13 billion years old without going through the star-cycle (becoming a red giant, white dwarf, etc.)?