If it continues to be 80 degrees F in March, I'll drive my 66 Lincoln more!

Of course it's cloudy.

Why isn't this going straight to SyFy?

Because it's made from crystal clear mountain...

Shine a light through it and build me a 4k projector!

It was YOU!

Yeah, but the asshole is usually the one in charge.

One is a genius, the other insane. But which one?

Works for fapping, too.

Did you say youts?

Are you from the FUTURE? Because I see OSX and Mac sales growing faster than PC sales.

"Plucking of the strings is prohibited, since it is damaging to the instrument and detrimental to Aryan musicality."

I also have ceiling fans.

Can it be nice and crack pipe at the same time?

I meant the ones on the left. If I used the ones on the right, I would have failed everything.

Funny. I've been using these phrases since high school. The language might become more sophisticated, but ultimately, it's still a load of BS designed to get a passing grade. To this day, I still use it in test reports.

And you would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.

It just happens. And it's from this (pic is an example).

Homer already invented the makeup gun.

The bigger problem is you have to pre-pay for all that gasoline you might not be buying. And compared to similar-sized vehicles on the market, that's a lot of gas you have to save to break even owning this car.