Your balls won't appreciate this screen, but your eyes certainly will. When I compared the screen on my iPhone4 to my 3GS, I thought I had Superman's eyesight!

It is simply iPad. Much like iMac, MacBook, MacBook Pro, iPod touch, etc. When a new one comes out, it becomes new.

I had a Coco2 in 1985. BREAK was the key I hit the most!

Not to mention QWOPping.

If I was still 9 years old when the show was originally broadcast...

Seems legit.

Based on our sampling, 100% of these cars break down. Not recommended.

You figured it out!

Is that why every time I see the word BACON it is in caps, bold, and Italics?

Bownessie? Bownessie? How freakin' original.

I'd be scared, too, if I saw another ferocious Tiger so close! Especially one who smelled like a puny human.

It couldn't have been as bad as Faster than the Speed of Love.

Excuse me while I go make a few kilowatt-hours.

Why can I NOT think about sugar because of that pic?

Venus. Pretty hot. Pretty rocky. Pretty dead.

I'm not sure which one is scarier.

Of course, he won't. They killed him in Zombieland.

One does not evolve with 2 inch long teeth to eat fruit or bugs.

They were just looking for other fish and went after the biggest worm they had ever seen.

Powerade? Maybe Brawndo. It's got what batteries crave!