One of the million reasons I don’t go to NFL games any more. If I wanted 5 hours of drunk and stupid, I’d go visit my dad.

I think if any of my family members and friends who served, shot a weapon at the enemy, killed another person in a war and returned to something like this, they’d probably offer up a full throated “thanks, but fuck you, son.”

Almost went through an entire week without a Palin story. We’re getting closer...

I cannot pretend to be outraged over something this stupid.

If the mass murder of young children in an elementary school didn’t change gun laws, this certainly won’t. Hey look ... Donald Trump!

“This check from Avis won’t cash?”