You have both got to be joking. Multiple charges of rape do not just come out of the blue days after an arrest for breaking and entering. There is clearly some evidence we don’t know about. But to suggest that the two are not obviously related is hogwash.

Welp that escalated quickly...

So finally a Big 4 DC team wins a championship and Snyder feels his “The Only Team In Town” grip loosen up and now he dispels the biggest and longest running open piece of bullshit in my hometown beyond “Not giving DC statehood is Good”. Snyder should just move the stadium to fucking Front Royal or Fredericksburg with…

That stock photo looks like Joe Paterno and Patton Oswalt had a constipated, middle-aged son.

Do the likable teams get smaller batteries and empty beers?

As a Flyers fan, I am finding this Capitals team more likable than I ever could have imagined. Ovi is having the time of his life and he deserves it. Good on him.

everyone will have their turn, as is tradition. ovechkin is hogging it by definition right now, but hes doing it in such a way that hes sharing it with all of DC. if he was partying with it in VIP rooms and private parties in potomac that would be hogging by all metrics.

RUSSIAN MACHINE LIVER NEVER BREAKS

He deserves every goddamn minute of it.

Its not just you, and I could see it being a problem, but since he is just being a drunken Russian bear and nobody seems to feel left out, I say we endorse it as good, and not bad.

not a hockey fan at all, but god damn am I loving the ovechkin coverage. He is like a drunken toothless bearded toddler on Christmas morning. So much fun.

(Editor’s note: Three minutes after Deadspin commenter “threve” posted this, he was arrested while waiting in line at the Starbucks drive-thru after ramming his F-150 into the car ahead of him for taking too long to order.)

Not bad for a minor league sports town.

I think someone is chopping onions in here. That’s what it is.

I’m not crying. Who’s crying? Not me.

I’m so glad this picture was found. All I could hear in his voice was “I want to hug my dad” when the different networks were interviewing him about his family.

I’m so proud of TJ

I didn’t get vaklempt until they showed an interview with Oshie and him talking about his dad briefly.

Wife- “why are you smiling like that”