Yes. There is a tool called a nose frieda made just for this purpose. I’m an excellent snot sucker, but I’ll be damned if any of that shit gets in my mouth.

God, I loved Mr. Lahey.

Fun fact: this is how you audition for a role in Trailer Park Boys.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

+ number 2

loose stools, pancake butt, untied shoes

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

Don’t forget about Leicester City.

I was hoping for one win in Tampa. That second win was just the gravy on the cake.

Trump did promise to undo everything Obama did in office, including causing the Capitals to choke in the playoffs.

I could get you convicted of anything before a grand jury....

As a general DC sports fan, and a die hard Caps fan, I have been waiting for this moment for years. First of all, fuck all of you. Second, fuck all of those people who are chirping about how making a conference final doesn’t mean anything. Well, it was tough for us, SO BACK OFF. Finally, to Ovi and the rest of the…

Where ya at Barry?... suck it!!!!!

...and the Nationals are now losing 4-1.

Usually when I post this, I’m not feeling the same way as the kid.

I think I speak for all Caps fans...

Did anyone else see that dirty shit Latang did after the goal as Ovi was skating to the boards...?

Quit fucking whining. The Pens are going to lose the next game and then win the series in 7. That’s not enough for you?