God damn it, Thor. Stop fucking around with Mjolnir. You don’t want to go to war with Santa. It’s a war with no winners.

12 MpGRRMP.*

I know, I know - stupid, but I just could not resist trying to make one.

Ugh, those parachutes. I don’t think I’m ready for that.

Lyra Belacqua from the His Dark Materials series, mostly for the way she tricked the panzerbjorn. They don’t call her Lyra Silvertongue for nothing!

Marco, from the Animorphs. Incredibly cunning! The other Animorphs counted on him to be able to see the quickest way from point A to point B, even it was incredibly dangerous to themselves or their loved ones.

Tintin (for a given definition of young adult).

I really couldn’t do my job without you:

I felt a little tug on my heartstrings when she hugged Prim.

As a TV series. Or a trilogy of films. I’m not fussed.

Both the book and the film contain a twist as well: in The Little White Trip, it turns out that the kids are being manipulated and filmed for a reality show; in The Cabin in the Woods, they're also being manipulated and filmed, but as part of a secret ritual to appease horrific cosmic forces.

Fitz, you're going to be just fine.

The house that Banner built.

I've always had the hope that if Game of Thrones ever shows the Citadel, that all the Archmaesters will be played by former Doctors.

Her reflexes are too fast. She would catch it.

Um...

"Shado is back? Shado? Shado?"