damthisburnershitsucks
damthisburnershitsucks
damthisburnershitsucks

Grass is always greener right?

Cringe-worthy.

I guess you don't enjoy driving? You can keep your proximity, traffic, and intersections. I'll take the quiet country road, especially if it's covered in snow. My Subaru and I are very content.

"I gotta whiz so bad I can taste it!"

Not clearing the snow off the roof of your car. Hey idiot, you are blinding every car behind you

Oh Hai Gais!

This is absolutely amazing. Like Chrysler took the AMC Eagle SX4 and ran with it into 1991.

Quite polite, it seems.

Erin's a great childhood crush. I fell for that jumpsuit too back in the day.

I'll take either Grey but the satin jump suit really sways me to that shade of grey.

Modern Shitbox needs to be a recurring feature here. It wouldn't score you any points with the manufacturers, but it would still be fun. Maybe you could compare new cars with other failures in its segment from previous decades?

I'll stop you. :)

I hate the hood, I hate the stance, and I hate that stupid chrome engine. I'd want this wagon to be either more stock looking or way less.

Points off for the photos showing the trophies next to the car. Big whoop...you won some trophies at some car shows. Many shows essentially bribe people to enter by having so many categories that it's pretty much impossible not to win a trophy if you just show up. "And first place in modified GM full-size station

Mike Dezer's got the roadster just down the road from me. Damn, what a gorgeous car.

So much boner.

They sold those in the U.S. A whole 61 of them. Every once in awhile, one pops up for sale. I think the last one in the US that sold went for $1.2M. They're out there, you just have to have deep pockets.

WHOA!.... Don't open my door unless you want a bullet buddy.